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Re: Nazls Nearly Perfected Zombies

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GR33NTHUNDAH is not online. GR33NTHUNDAH
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13 Jul 2013 07:40 AM
A disturbing discovery by renowned authors of the WWII subject matter lead them on a chase through history culminating in what is expected to be a groundbreaking book. Mark Walker teamed up with German author Michael Schaaf to write HitIer, Zombich, und die Häagan-Dazs, a book describing the efforts of Nazl scientist to perfect zombies, which were to be launched en masse against allied forces in Europe.

The authors also added that the intentions of Heisenberg’s team will be a matter of historical controversy, centering on whether or not the scientists involved were genuinely attempting to build an undead army for Nazl dictator Adolf HitIer, or were trying to hinder development of zombies. Heisenberg’s project was not a military success by any measure.

In efforts with Dr. Robert Döpel at Leipzig in May 1942, a chimpanzee reanimation had been sustained by using two live brains of dead, infected chimpanzees separated by heavy water. However, Heisenberg failed to provide any means for controlling the reanimation. It quickly resulted in a runaway outbreak which ended with a devoured team of esteemed scientists.

A heavy water zombie test reactor was built in a cave in Haigerloch. This reactor never reached critical condition, because the amount of braincell reanimation was never sufficient. Its approach was different from the earlier experiment and used cubes of brains suspended by chains.
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115slaya is not online. 115slaya
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13 Jul 2013 07:42 AM
That is incredibly interesting.

I have always found Zombies interesting and I never knew about that.

And it's funny, because they added all those things in Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombies
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GR33NTHUNDAH is not online. GR33NTHUNDAH
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13 Jul 2013 07:42 AM
I really need to stop looking this stuff up.

and then ill take a cup and then ill put it on my head and then ill just stand there being freaky with the cup on my head
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13 Jul 2013 07:43 AM
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GR33NTHUNDAH is not online. GR33NTHUNDAH
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13 Jul 2013 07:43 AM
Glad to hear c:
The entire article can be found along with many others by googling "Nazls Nearly Perfected Zombies" (obviously replacing the L with an I)

and then ill take a cup and then ill put it on my head and then ill just stand there being freaky with the cup on my head
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GR33NTHUNDAH is not online. GR33NTHUNDAH
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13 Jul 2013 07:44 AM
Also if you guys are interested in this kind of stuff, I can start posting some of Dr. Mengele's stuff.
But in all seriousness, Mengele's one screwed up guy.

and then ill take a cup and then ill put it on my head and then ill just stand there being freaky with the cup on my head
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Impostor22 is not online. Impostor22
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13 Jul 2013 07:46 AM
FAKE.


Chimpanzee devours scientists? This hasn't appeared in any science mags/blogs for the past ten years? (3 of 5 are BBC)

Focus, the #1 science mag, said zombies havnt been made but reanimation worked for about a minute, and all it did was stimulate the brain so the rabbit probably didnt even come to life.

rather interesting though.
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ReneDescartes is not online. ReneDescartes
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13 Jul 2013 07:48 AM
book title translates to "hilter (you know who i mean), zombies and häagen-dazs" (for those who don't know that is ice cream)

im calling a hoax here
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awesomerobot is not online. awesomerobot
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13 Jul 2013 07:50 AM
I wanna believe.
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ReneDescartes is not online. ReneDescartes
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13 Jul 2013 07:50 AM
all this is is taking every appearance of the word nuclear and replacing it with zombie you people are so gullible
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GR33NTHUNDAH is not online. GR33NTHUNDAH
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13 Jul 2013 07:57 AM
Also for those of you that want to learn about Mengele, I made a thread here:
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=105285705
This guy is definately not a hoax, by any stretch.
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13 Jul 2013 08:00 AM
Pretty interesting!
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dizzydude2 is not online. dizzydude2
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13 Jul 2013 08:00 AM
I would've done the same thing

Seriously, who DOESN'T want a zombie apocalypse?
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13 Jul 2013 08:02 AM
Oh, and rene, those words were made up, actually.

So, no.

> Haagen Dazs translates to nothing in English. It is two made-up words meant to look Scandinavian to an American's eyes. This is known in the marketing industry as "foreign branding." The person that first started this ice cream business, Reuben Mattus, had a daughter, Doris Hurley, who said in a documentary that her father would, "...sit at the kitchen table for hours saying nonsensical words until he came up with a combination that he liked."
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13 Jul 2013 08:03 AM
Very spectacular, i'm proud of you Gr33n.
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13 Jul 2013 08:04 AM
@Green
Aw, thank you c:
I don't know why, but I've been researching this stuff off and on.
I'll dump more, I just need to find an article I had found. Was pretty interesting.

and then ill take a cup and then ill put it on my head and then ill just stand there being freaky with the cup on my head
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13 Jul 2013 08:05 AM
Sicne when did aperture start researching zombies and nazls?

DRIFTING FALLING HOOOOOOOME
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ForTheGlory is not online. ForTheGlory
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13 Jul 2013 08:06 AM
Hoax.

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GR33NTHUNDAH is not online. GR33NTHUNDAH
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13 Jul 2013 08:08 AM
"Sicne when did aperture start researching zombies and nazls?"

(Don't take this the wrong way) Aperture Science is a bit like an extermination camp, only it's used for scientific purposes and not for death alone. Of course, it wasn't forced and people actually volenteered, but think about it. GLaDOS had quick access to Neurotoxin, 24/7, and often resorting to gassing the humans inside the facillity.
Also, Aperture had run human testing outside of the test chambers aswell.
It's just a facination.

and then ill take a cup and then ill put it on my head and then ill just stand there being freaky with the cup on my head
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ForTheGlory is not online. ForTheGlory
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13 Jul 2013 08:09 AM
@GR33N

"Häagan-Dazs" is now confirmed to mean Ice Cream.

Zombich is not an actual word.

This is fake.
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GR33NTHUNDAH is not online. GR33NTHUNDAH
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13 Jul 2013 08:10 AM
Hey, this probably is fake. I don't know. Could be, could not be.
I'm just posting what I've found.
I found another article on the camp psychology, I'm breaking it down and posting it now.

and then ill take a cup and then ill put it on my head and then ill just stand there being freaky with the cup on my head
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13 Jul 2013 08:12 AM
Voodoo death, a term coined by Walter Cannon in 1942 also known as psychogenic or psychosomatic death, is the phenomenon of sudden death as brought about by a strong emotional shock, such as fear. The anomaly is recognized as psychosomatic in that death is caused by an emotional response—often fear—to some suggested outside force. Voodoo death is particularly noted in native societies, and concentration or prisoner of war camps, but the condition is not specific to any culture or mentality. In 1942, Walter Bradford Cannon, MD, now looked to as a forerunner in modern physiological psychology, published a work wherein he postulated the idea that fear could affect a person to the point that their physical condition would deteriorate in response to psychological distress. Citing examples of extraordinary deaths (and their extraneous circumstances) in aboriginal societies, Cannon posited the idea that fear of supernatural consequences to broken societal taboos caused the deaths witnessed in the natives.

What Cannon describes has since been termed “bone-pointing syndrome,” wherein an individual receives some sort of shock—often the breaking of some social/religious taboo—that he interprets as an ill omen for himself; his physical condition then deteriorates at a rapid rate, and he dies within a period as short as 24 hours after the initial shock.

Cannon discusses the example of a Maori woman who learned that the fruit she had eaten came from a “tabooed” place; less than 24 hours later she was dead. Conversely, Cannon also shares the example of a young man who had fallen ill when the local witch doctor had pointed a bone at him, a societal taboo that meant a curse of death; however, when the perpetrator explained to the young man that the whole thing had been a mistake, and that no bone had been pointed at him at all, the young man’s health returned instantly.

Another scientist—Clifton K. Meador, MD—in 1992 discussed the case of a man diagnosed with cancer who, along with his physicians and family, believed he was dying of cancer. In the autopsy after his death, however, the doctors discovered that his cancer was not at all the cause of his death. Meador deduces that the man’s belief in his imminent death was the cause of his death itself.
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GR33NTHUNDAH is not online. GR33NTHUNDAH
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13 Jul 2013 08:14 AM
I thought the voodoo death one was interesting.
Sorry if the long walls of text intimidate you guys, I try to shorten the articles the best I can.

and then ill take a cup and then ill put it on my head and then ill just stand there being freaky with the cup on my head
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