TheDubya
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| 08 Jul 2013 02:38 PM |
so there is this kid. this kid is very special, because his dreams tell him the future. one night he has a dream, this crow comes up to him and says: "ur aunt is gunna die".
the next morning he wakes up and tells his parents about his dream, but his parents dont believe him and shake it off. sure enough though, later that day she died. his parents are sorrowed but also surprised about him and his dreams.
3 days later he has another dream. another crow comes up to him and says: "ur daddy is gunna die"
he wakes up the next morning and tells his parents. this time his parents believe him. his dad is constantly checking his back. he goes to work, always being extra cautious.
at the end of the day he comes home. he says to his wife: "honey, i just had the worst day of my life".
his wife replies: "u think u had the worst day of ur life...... ......the milkman died in our front porch today!"
hahahahaha u get it??!?!?!?!??!
this is y u play soccer guys!
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TheDubya
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| 08 Jul 2013 02:42 PM |
| its bcuz the kids mum was ba ng in g the milkman!!! |
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TheDubya
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grabner
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| 09 Jul 2013 12:41 AM |
| that dirty cheetr111111111 |
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| 09 Jul 2013 12:43 AM |
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"
he said "NO..""
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
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