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| 06 Jul 2013 08:26 PM |
| Just type as many ides as you can to get kicked out of Walmart. |
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| 06 Jul 2013 08:27 PM |
| ASK FOR DIRECTION TO THE NEAREST SEARS |
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| 06 Jul 2013 08:29 PM |
| Pour maple syrup on the manager's head. |
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| 06 Jul 2013 08:33 PM |
You need the following: 2 walkie talkies and duck tape.
Tape 1 walkie talkie to a back of a barbie dolls box and put it back on its shelf make sure its in the front row. Hide behind the next hallway thing over. Wait till a little girl or boy walks by and say these following words : I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!! and wait till the scream. |
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| 06 Jul 2013 08:39 PM |
| Get a yellow ball, go to the aisle that has the most expensiveness stuff that's breakable and scream PICKACHU I CHOSE YOU and throw the ball as hard as you can on of the shelf's and watch the ball break a bunch of stuff. |
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| 06 Jul 2013 08:41 PM |
HIDE IN THE SPINNY CLOTHES RACK THINGS AND WHEN SOMEONE GETS NEAR, PULL THEM IN, AND SAY, "WE'RE SAFE HERE." |
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| 06 Jul 2013 08:55 PM |
| block the doors so no one can pass |
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| 06 Jul 2013 09:21 PM |
Hold a gun up to the mangers head.
#YoloSwag |
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| 06 Jul 2013 09:24 PM |
| Pull the fire alarm, and start yelling at the top of your lungs x3 |
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| 06 Jul 2013 09:33 PM |
| Just ask them if THEY ACTUALLY have some explosive things in STOCK :3 |
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| 06 Jul 2013 09:33 PM |
I like the one about hiding in the clothes rack :o
1. Walk into an empty register line, impersonate a cashier, and take all the money people pay for the groceries c: 2. Go into one of the fruit stands, sit on the fruit, and tell people as they pass by that you are very delicious and should be bought. 3. Un-package everything then throw the contents onto the floor. Be sure to scream "I'M UN-PACKAGING ALL YOUR PRECIOUS THINGS WALMART" at the top of your lungs. |
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| 06 Jul 2013 09:38 PM |
STEP 1 - Take a pizza from the food Isle. 2 - Bake the Pizza. 3 - Eat the pizza. 4 - Do it again. 5 - after some time invite you neighbors. 6 - Have a cookout.
I'm sure you'll get busted before you get to step 6. But hey want to find out? :3 |
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| 06 Jul 2013 09:39 PM |
No. It's hate Batman.
#YoloSwag |
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| 06 Jul 2013 09:45 PM |
| Go on the loud speaker intercom thing and say everyone please let's have a mOment to respect the people who died In the war everyone just close your eyes and be quiet or something convincing like that for get everyone to shut up and close their eyes for a few minutes and get someone to stand a the far end of the store and throw a football or a water balloon or something and wait for a loud screech or sOmething. |
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| 06 Jul 2013 09:48 PM |
| Sorry guys I need grammar and to make things make sense. :P |
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| 06 Jul 2013 09:53 PM |
STEP 1 - Build a wall in the middle of the store. 2 - When someone ask what you doing tell him/her that Its WALMART and its a free country. :3 |
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| 06 Jul 2013 10:03 PM |
Lay down across the top of the long way of a cart and if your not long enough than get a big enough box in there and lay down on your stomach, may be uncomfortable but whatever. Make sure someone is pushing you.
When you see another cart, preferably one with kids in it or a man walking with his wife yell "RAMMING SPEED AHEAD MR SPOCK!" Then yell BANZAI until you hit the cart head on or in the side. If you fly forward into the other cart grab the pusher or the kid inside the cart and yell I GOT THEIR CAPTAIN, WHAT DO I DO WITH HIM/HER?!
Then beat on the other cart and finally yell THEIR SHIP WILL BLOW UP EVENTUALLY! |
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| 06 Jul 2013 10:24 PM |
| Lol vaterland!!! Best oneyer! |
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| 06 Jul 2013 11:35 PM |
| Open all the packages in the toy aisle and start playing with them. [Make you sure you have a grocery cart nearby] - When a worker tries to stop you, jump in the cart and take off yelling "You can't catch me coppers!!!" And thats how you get kicked out of Walmart... xD |
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| 06 Jul 2013 11:40 PM |
| Hide in the bathroom stalls, standing on the toilet to they can't see your feet. When they come in, jump from the toilet seat onto them. C: |
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