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| 05 Jul 2013 02:20 AM |
be from long beach circa 1975 blonde mullet dixie accent far right views not give a crap about offending people strong belief in jesus truck blue truck
liberals will pretend to hate you but really they are jealous of how easy your life is and how big your truck is and how it matches your muscles and gut
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| 05 Jul 2013 02:21 AM |
most important is to wear a RED flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a stained vest under it
shirt must be unbuttoned to show stains
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gamert7
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| 05 Jul 2013 02:21 AM |
| Damn he's right expect far right views are UNACCEPTABLE. WE NEED MORE STALINS. |
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| 05 Jul 2013 02:23 AM |
light blue jeans and brown work boots are also needed pa' must own an ar-15 must refer to any form of m4 or m16 as an ar-15 dixie flag in your bedroom over your bed
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0Z0NE
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| 05 Jul 2013 02:32 AM |
no henry repeater rifle no cool
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gamert7
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| 05 Jul 2013 02:40 AM |
| Yall will see the south will rise again and kill all yall nasty yankees as the confederate flag will be hung instead of the current flag. |
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| 05 Jul 2013 02:42 AM |
kiss my rebel be-hind this is dixie baby where we do things right so y'all immigrants go back to michigan
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| 05 Jul 2013 01:39 PM |
maybe before 1865 lolno dumb aussie
how to be cool in amerika: Say swag and yolo and be a total hipster tool Hang around people with dark skin Listen to rap music have long hair and wear saggy clothing Profess to a belief in Jesus but unknowingly defy the Bible in every way possible Act like a ganngster Ganngsters don't have time for church Street talk Text talk Hate school |
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| 05 Jul 2013 01:55 PM |
guys you're all wrong
to be cool in america just don't be white |
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Telafight
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| 05 Jul 2013 02:59 PM |
| You forgot the part that says "become obese". |
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gamert7
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| 05 Jul 2013 03:02 PM |
| Pizzia, is right. But, if you're white you must immediately become a wigg--er. |
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Telafight
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| 06 Jul 2013 06:37 PM |
Kk bro i tell chu hao to b cool.
Get a working air conditioner. Live in a cold climate area. Don't go in the sun.
Dat will keep j00 cool. Not warm. Cool. |
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| 06 Jul 2013 07:38 PM |
America is not so much of a good country, the proven facts below are true and as follows:
1. Legislature uses your tax money to purchase expensive items.
2. Ronald Reagan started to make taxes expensive.
3. Bush made new taxes when he said: "READ MY LIPS! No new taxes!"
4. The government pays mostly lazy people who pretend to be disabled.
5. Interest rates for loans are going up too fast because the government is desperate for higher interest rates.
6. Most jobs are shipped to China.
7. Highest obesity rate in the world.
8. Terrible parties and government.
9. Cheats the people.
10. IRS is desperate for more money and robs you and they blow off the money.
11. Taxes sure are darn high.
12. Repeat this 100 times. |
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| 06 Jul 2013 08:33 PM |
^ Nothing about murdering 1.5 million people for oil.
mfw |
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Tenal
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| 06 Jul 2013 08:35 PM |
| jesus actually had morals unlike MOOOOHOOOOMOOOD!!!!! ALLAHU AKBAR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| 06 Jul 2013 08:36 PM |
lel gud 1 implying jesus is only relevant to christianity
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Tenal
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| 06 Jul 2013 08:37 PM |
he's relevant in everyone's lives because he died for us all including you btw |
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Tenal
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| 06 Jul 2013 08:42 PM |
Jesus could have never survived crucifixion, Romans were very careful to eliminate that possibility. Roman law laid the death penalty on anyone who bungled an execution. The fact that the Roman soldier did not break Jesus legs, the procedure for hastening death, indicates that He had already died. The other two prisoners legs were broken. To breathe while hanging on a cross one had to push oneself up with one&146; legs, otherwise one would asphyxiate. That is why the legs of the crucified were often broken; to prevent the crucified person from pushing himself up to breathe. Obviously Jesus, out of exhaustion, stopped breathing and died before the soldiers needed to break His legs. If Jesus were not dead, it would have been obvious because he would have been pushing himself up and down the cross to breathe. The Roman executioners were experts, they would not have been fooled. Some people have claimed that the Roman guards were really trying to save Jesus life by not breaking His legs. Why would the Roman guards try to save someone who was a seen as a threat to the empire? Further, by not insuring Christ's death, the Roman guards were putting their own lives at risk. Jesus died from many different problems, one was the actual crucifixion. But before the crucifixion, Jesus was beaten and flogged. He was so exhausted that another man had to carry his cross. To elaborate on the whipping, the Romans would strip a person down to the waist and would tie him in the courtyard. Then they would take a whip that had a handle about a foot and a half long. At the end of the handle, it had four leather thongs with heavy, jagged bones or balls of lead with jagged edges, wound into the end of the straps. There were a minimum of five straps of different lengths. The Romans would bring the whip down over the back of the individual and all the balls of lead or bone would hit the body at the same time. The Jews would only permit 40 lashes, so they never did more than 39 so they wouldn't break the law if they miscounted. The Romans, however, were unhindered. They could lash as many times as they wanted. So, when the Romans whipped a Jew, they struck 41 or more lashes out of spite to the Jews. So Jesus had suffered at least 41 lashes. There are several medical authorities that have done research on the crucifixion. One is Dr. C. Truman Davis, in the state of Arizona. He is a medical doctor who has performed meticulous study of the crucifixion from a medical perspective. Here he gives the effect of the Roman flogging: "The heavy whip is brought down with full force again and again across (a person's) shoulders, back and legs. At first, the heavy thongs cut through the skin only. Then, as the blows continue, they cut deeper into the subcutalleous tissues, producing first an oozing of blood from the capillaries and veins of the skin, and finally spurting arterial bleeding from vessels in the underlying muscles. The small balls of lead first produce large, deep bruises, which the others cut wide open. Finally, the skin of the back is hanging in long ribbons, and the entire area is an unrecognizable mass of torn, bleeding tissue." Many people would die just from the whipping alone. After Jesus was whipped, they took Him out to the execution area and drove spikes into His wrists and His feet. It says that late that Friday afternoon they broke the legs of the two thieves hanging with Jesus, but they did not break His legs. He was on the cross and they'd already acknowledged Him being dead. Now the Roman executioners speared Jesus. This was the method by which an executioner checked to see if a still victim was in fact dead. If blood and pericardial fluid came out as in Jesus' case, it was an indication of death and there was no need for the legs to be broken to hasten death so that the cross could re-used for the next victim. Eyewitness accounts said blood and water came out separated - indicating Jesus was already dead. Ahmed Deedat, in his booklet "Crucifixion or Cruci-Fiction," appealed to this phenomenon (the excretion of blood and pericardial fluid coming out) as evidence that Christ was still alive. He supports this in his writing, by an appeal to an article in the Thinkers Digest 1949, by an anesthesiologist. Today, there is more medical research by various people in this area. To comment on Deedat's error: first, from a scholastic viewpoint: many medical and university or varsity libraries that once carried this journal, no longer do so. It is considered by many in the medical field to be behind the medical times. Second, from a medical viewpoint: a wound of the type inflicted on Jesus, if the person were still alive, would not bleed out the wound opening but bleed into the chest cavity, causing an internal hemorrhage. At the aperture of the wound, the blood would be barely oozing from the opening. For a spear to form a perfect channel that would allow the blood and serum to flow out the spear wound is next to impossible. The massive internal damage done to a person under crucifixion together with spearing in the area near the heart, would cause death almost immediately. The State of Massachusetts General Hospital, performed over a period of years, research on people who died of a ruptured heart. Normally, a heart has 20 cc's of pericardial fluid. When a person dies of a ruptured heart, there is more than 500 cc's of pericardial fluid, and it would come out in the form of a fluid and clotted blood. Perhaps this is what was viewed when Christ was stabbed by the spear thrust. |
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Corridan
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| 06 Jul 2013 08:43 PM |
| wow these roman people are savages |
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| 06 Jul 2013 08:46 PM |
| wow rip romans knocked down dem crosses |
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