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| 04 Jul 2013 07:33 PM |
"COMMUNISM IS A LIE." * "DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM." * "COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE." * "CHAIRMAN CHENG WILL FAIL...CHINA WILL FALL!" * "VOICE MODULE ONLINE... AUDIO FUNCTIONALITY TEST... INITIALIZED. DESIGNATION: LIBERTY PRIME. MISSION: THE LIBERATION OF ANCHORAGE, ALASKA. PRIMARY TARGETS: ANY AND ALL RED CHINESE INVADERS. EMERGENCY COMMUNIST ACQUISITION DIRECTIVE: IMMEDIATE SELF-DESTRUCT. BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!" * "FREEDOM... IS THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF EVERY AMERICAN." * "EMBRACE DEMOCRACY, OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED." * "DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE." * "ENGAGING RED CHINESE AGGRESSORS." * "ANCHORAGE WILL BE LIBERATED." * "COMMENCING TACTICAL ASSESSMENT: RED CHINESE THREAT DETECTED." * "COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED." * "COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM." * "OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE... ZERO PERCENT!!" * "INITIATING DIRECTIVE #7395: DESTROY ALL COMMUNISTS!" * "THE LAST DOMINO FALLS HERE!" * "DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH! COMMUNISM IS DEATH!" * "RED CHINESE VICTORY: IMPOSSIBLE!" * "AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST INVASION!" * "ALASKA'S LIBERATION IS IMMINENT!" * "OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY ENHANCED PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. ESTABLISHED STRATAGEM INADEQUATE! REVISED STRATAGEM: INITIATE PHOTONIC RESONANCE OVERCHARGE."
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| 04 Jul 2013 07:34 PM |
| tl;dr and since it's the 4th of july im going to strap myself to a firework |
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| 04 Jul 2013 07:35 PM |
Wow...
Shout out to elevators, we have had our ups and downs. |
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Cintheus
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| 04 Jul 2013 07:36 PM |
Servus Arcadia
Servus Solem
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