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| 29 Dec 2012 10:15 PM |
READY?
GO. [no.]
Today, I will be breaking down the most common thing on role-play, the generic thread. I absolutely loathe these supererogatory, abhorrent, harrowing, excruciating items that should be extrinsic but are sadly not. The owner of these items try and present these threads with a sense of prodigality, but really, they are just making simpletons of themselves.
The common generic thread starts with a vile paragraph that most people choose to read slightly or ignore entirely. To most of these people [not all of them], I say you are moronic, contemptuous idiots that fail to read even a slight paragraph in your free time. Role-play should not be full of these vermin, and instead they should make way for more ideal figures that read pages upon pages for a single role-play, because they are committed and enthusiastic idols that more people should make their goal to follow.
Now back to the paragraph. In most cases, the genre of this thread will be something bland and totally distasteful, usually being;
a) Spin-offs. I used to be tolerant to these spin-off threads until they started towards the Hunger Games and Percy Jackson doors. Ever corner I turn I inevitably find myself face-to-face with the putrid mouthful of the thread, as if I was shoved directly into the dirt where the thread belonged.
b) Magical powers. Ugh, yes, these. The threads that are simply a dialed-down god-mod genre of no originality or any evidence that the author actually TRIED to use their brain and not scrabble down mindlessly. "I can fly!" "I has fire-powers!" "I'm Edward Cullen, I can has run fast!' This is probably the best thread genre ever. You should totally not sense any sarcasm at all. Yeah, TOTALLY NOT SENSE ANY DAMN SARCASM.
c) Zombies. YAY, WHY NOT MAKE A THREAD ABOUT A GENERIC RACE USED SO CONSTANTLY IN MOVIES AND LITERATURE. Some times, I relate some people to zombies. Why? Because both of them are mindlessly milling about, not doing a damn thing constructive, productive, or even intelligent. These pure vile pieces of utter trash bring a wave of such abhorrence over me, I feel nothing but a white flash of devilish exasperation and vexation for minutes. I may be exaggerating, but at least that sentence previous to this one was smarter than an entire paragraph of a zombie thread.
After this vile trash that is an utter trash to literature, we begin the RULES AND THE CHARACTER SHEET.
I'm not even going to BOTHER with this now. Let's just get this straight, first.
IF YOU MAKE A GENERIC ROLE-PLAY, YOU ARE A TOTAL IGNORAMUS AND ABOMINATION.
With love, Intagonist <3
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:18 PM |
IF YOU MAKE A GENERIC ROLE-PLAY, YOU ARE A TOTAL IGNORAMUS AND ABOMINATION.
Ouch, I...I'm going go now. Bye. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:23 PM |
Should I put every generic thread I find here?
THAT WAY WE CAN UPGRADE OUR SYSTEM OF PREDATORY DOMINANCE.
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:24 PM |
| Well considering every thread we get nowadays is generic that would be an incredibly bad idea. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:25 PM |
"every thread"
"every"
LIES! |
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:27 PM |
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
A wise man said that once. Actually more than once, a lot of times actually.
His name.. was Barney. Barney Stinson.
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:27 PM |
NUMBER ONE LOCATED; http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=85659842
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:29 PM |
NUMBER TWO LOCATED; http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=84614259&PageIndex=1
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:30 PM |
| Okay, since this is obviously going to end up killing you I just want to make sure, I'm in your will right? |
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:31 PM |
99.99% OF HUNGER GAMES THREADS ARE BS.
The 0.01% I trust are from tai. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:31 PM |
Hm? Oh, let me check.
My will, hm... Blah, blah, blah, that guy, wait why is HE on my list? Nevermind.. checking...
Ah yes, Mageofpower. You are entitled to my sixteenth fiance, five of my dragons, and a special wand created for you.
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podraptor
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:32 PM |
People need their fun sometimes. Dedication kills fun for some people.
You are Tony:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3y0CD2CoCs |
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:33 PM |
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do i get back that weedwacker which you used to smother a couple of threads with...
and you better replace the blades. |
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:34 PM |
Delicious.
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bigmac40
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| 29 Dec 2012 10:34 PM |
| Am I in the will too? Do I get something special? |
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| 03 Jul 2013 12:13 PM |
I don't remember writing this much.
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| 03 Jul 2013 01:12 PM |
I agree with you. In most of my Role-Play's, there is quite a bit of Writing and I work hard on typing it up. Guess what? The Role-Play has failed, before it even started! I am sick of these stupid, Lazy people who just view it. This is their Attitude: "Ohh,what's this?." "Oh my.. All that writing.." "I can't be bothered to read it, too long."
That is the attitude of MANY people on the Role-Play Forum. |
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Recesity
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| 03 Jul 2013 01:38 PM |
WORDWALLS GOOD, SIMPLE BAD WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON LOLOLOLOLOL
3EDGY5ME
#STOPHAVINGFUN
-the entirety of rp |
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gwebster2
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| 03 Jul 2013 01:48 PM |
Why do people hate zombies so much hell, why do people hate all Hunger Games and all of those other overused ideas so much.
Not all of them are bad. |
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| 03 Jul 2013 01:50 PM |
" they should make way for more ideal figures that read pages upon pages for a single role-play, because they are committed and enthusiastic idols that more people should make their goal to follow."
this is sarcasm right
right |
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Quasar99
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| 03 Jul 2013 02:06 PM |
| WHY THE HELL DID YOU NECROBUMP THIS |
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| 03 Jul 2013 02:16 PM |
Every generic roleplay troll starts by picking out a list of roleplays that they find inadequate, or not to their set standard of roleplaying quality. Then, they make a list of the things. Here are three things that are qualified as roleplay trolling.
1. Rants
When people rant about how bad roleplaying is, and how roleplay should be removed from the forums. Some people rant about how there are no good roleplayers left, and everyone is a noob but them. Some even go and say that every single thread should die but theirs.
2. List of Rpers
When a troll decides to make a list of who is below their set standard of roleplaying quality. Perfect example: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=102507714
3. Anti-Roleplays
Joke roleplays that make fun of someone or roleplaying itself. These are a new low, in the sense that they just mock the roleplaying community, and everyone in it, good or bad.
The person who started this thread is an obvious roleplaying troll, falling under category 1.
Get a life. If someone wants to play one of these roleplays, let them. |
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Quasar99
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| 03 Jul 2013 02:17 PM |
@darklink says the person who never comes here |
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| 03 Jul 2013 02:18 PM |
I agree with the first two, but I've actually seen some well done zombie roleplays. If the person making it is competent enough, they could make it stand out from a regular zombie.
"Evil? Good? Those terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Those who stand at the top determine what is wrong and what is right! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war...becomes justice!"- The Eighth Joker |
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| 03 Jul 2013 02:18 PM |
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=103910259
i think this is original :D |
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