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| 03 Jul 2013 06:06 AM |
Okay, so after a little transformer talk I decided to get the first transformers since it was the best out of the current trilogy.
BIG MISTAKE!!!!
Re-watching it made me see how many holes there were in the plot, and how many utterly stupid things happen.
First of all let me start with the fact that Sam (lebuff) has had way to much coffee, I mean he is jumping all around the place screaming from one moment to the next. For example, his dad is tricking him into thinking he gets a porche for his first car, and Sam is there screaming.
"No, no dad, omg"
Then when he finds out that he's not getting a porche.
"Thats not funny"
Ever since Lebuff went in the transformers trilogy I have lost any respect for him as an actor.
Then there were the autobots, first of all none of the them were well defined. Obviously we've got the demolitions expert, medic, and ect.
But apart from some trash talk from all of them, it's hard to distinguish one from the other.
Now onto Megatron, for an evil robot that want's to conquer the universe they made him alright.
But was he clever?
All he did to get the all-spark was trip over cars, ruin a couple of buildings and transform into canons.
Wouldn't it be easier to grab Sam and the all-spark instead of knocking him off a building? I mean all he had to do was grab the kid and fly away. Even Starscream could have done it and there were plenty of chances.
Now I am going to say that there were some parts I enjoyed, for example the military. I loved almost every scene with them, they had good acting, and great personalities (for military).
There was one part that was pretty stupid though.
So when Sam finds the all-spark, bumble bee and him ride off to the city crossing this big vast desert area.
Why not hold a last stand there? Instead of injuring hundreds of people in the city, why not hold the battle in that area. I mean there they would be able to call better re-enforcements.
Also why did same put the all-spark into Megatron, I mean the big guy was on his knees taking missiles from all directions.
If he just ran he could have revived Jazz.
So in the end I only liked the starting and some random parts of this movie, I wouldn't advise seeing it unless you're a fan of transformers.
Many people ask me this question.
"Who is your favourite transformer"
After seeing the movie, I would have to say the police car. |
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| 03 Jul 2013 06:26 AM |
"If he just ran he could have revived Jazz." they found the matrix i*s in Transformers 2... Matrix= only revives Primes. "Why not hold a last stand there? Instead of injuring hundreds of people in the city, why not hold the battle in that area. I mean there they would be able to call better re-enforcements." Megatron was in one of these buildings............ "Wouldn't it be easier to grab Sam and the all-spark instead of knocking him off a building?" That wouldnt be funny. "transform into canons." never knew a jet is a canon...*facepalm* ""No, no dad, omg"
"Then when he finds out that he's not getting a porche."
"Thats not funny"" 1. It is called porsche. 2. You dont understand a joke do you?
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| 03 Jul 2013 06:38 AM |
Looking back at the cartoons the all-spark can revive any transformer...
And Megatron wasn't in the desert...
Also he transformed into canons lots of times, re-watch it and you'll see.
And when I was saying "Not funny" I put the speech marks to indicate Sam is talking...
And not that the joke wasn't funny it's how he over reacts which isn't.
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| 03 Jul 2013 06:49 AM |
"And Megatron wasn't in the desert..." LOL! He was -.- "Looking back at the cartoons the all-spark can revive any transformer..." I talk about the movies not the comics. "Also he transformed into canons lots of times, re-watch it and you'll see." SINCE WHEN IS A JET A CANON? |
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| 03 Jul 2013 06:53 AM |
I just finished watching the movie 5 minutes ago, I know what I'm talking about...
And he escaped his cryo tube and tracked them down to the city.
Secondly since the movie is based on the cartoons, they have to have some story line attachment.
And regarding Megatron, he can transform into 3 things, a canon, a jet and his robotic self.
In number two he changes the canon to tank. |
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| 03 Jul 2013 07:06 AM |
"In number two he changes the canon to tank." Number 3, actually i think you never watched one of them seriously. "Okay, so after a little transformer talk I decided to get the first transformers since it was the best out of the current trilogy.
BIG MISTAKE!!!!
Re-watching it made me see how many holes there were in the plot, and how many utterly stupid things happen." "I just finished watching the movie 5 minutes ago, I know what I'm talking about..." thx for talking trash bro. "And he escaped his cryo tube and tracked them down to the city." And that is the answer for this:"Why not hold a last stand there? Instead of injuring hundreds of people in the city, why not hold the battle in that area. I mean there they would be able to call better re-enforcements." Congrats you said something right for the first time. "And regarding Megatron, he can transform into 3 things, a canon," THERE IS NO CANON. "Secondly since the movie is based on the cartoons, they have to have some story line attachment." Bay said the movies are NOT based on the cartoons.
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| 03 Jul 2013 09:27 AM |
Listen kid, quiet clearly you are a big fan of the movies.
So I wont push on, but if you come on my thread and start attacking it just because you think it's incorrect then you've just turned 3 years younger.
By the way your just twisting my words around so it makes me look foolish, I've seen this before so don't try it.
By the way I've seen all of them, and when I say in number two he does change to a tank I mean it...
In number three he was a truck in South Africa, barely doing anything for half the movie.
According to Bay, he is one of the worst directors that this generation has seen, basing a movie off of cartoons and then saying it's not based on cartoons.
Is like making a brick house and then taking away all the bricks.
By the way do you know what talking trash means? If you don't you might want to look it up. |
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| 03 Jul 2013 09:48 AM |
"Listen kid," UMAD? <3 no seriously i dont really think you watched it right. And i dont "attack" you. I just make things clear because you are telling lies here. "By the way I've seen all of them, and when I say in number two he does change to a tank I mean it..." LOL! this is for you :" you've just turned 3 years younger." Actually he never turned into a tank. in TF2 he was in agypt where he helped his "master" to destroy the sun. He flew up the pyramid as a JET. get the facts right "kid". "According to Bay, he is one of the worst directors that this generation has seen," He never said that. Try again "kid". Oh i know what talking trash means. look what you said that is "talking trash". :). |
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| 03 Jul 2013 09:54 AM |
Wow Ray has issues.
@Author Yeah I didn't like number one that much, I didn't see the others but I doubt their better. |
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| 03 Jul 2013 09:56 AM |
"Wow Ray has issues."
Ha i knew someone of the group posts here to flame me! :D
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| 03 Jul 2013 10:04 AM |
Ha i knew someone of the group posts here to flame me! :D --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Umm I just saw swift here, just because he's in my group doesn't mean he controls me.
You must be really worried making grammar mistakes like that... |
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| 03 Jul 2013 10:06 AM |
| Of course you will deny it. |
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| 03 Jul 2013 10:40 AM |
"Umm I just saw swift here, just because he's in my group doesn't mean he controls me.
You must be really worried making grammar mistakes like that..."
Umm when you saw him here then you can get out that fast again k? k.
Ya my english skills are not good problem with that mister? *trollface*
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| 03 Jul 2013 10:45 AM |
If your English isn't good then your argument is invalid.
I will kill this pie. |
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| 03 Jul 2013 11:53 AM |
"If your English isn't good then your argument is invalid."
Nope. |
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| 03 Jul 2013 01:52 PM |
| You can not kill the cake when there's a biscuit |
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