Rumbolt
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| 03 Jul 2013 12:45 AM |
one summer in 06 when roblox was struggling to get players, roblox hired a reputation agent named noli bandar. he helped roblox get it's earliest players.
one day in the "big room" where roblox stores all it's server information, game information, etc, noli completed the circuit on a frayed wire and electrocuted himself, leaving the charred, soulless body of noli. (later to be discovered by adam kapek ((retired intern)) and erik cassel.)
roblox would be liable; very liable for noli bandar's death. they covered it up so they wouldn't be at fault, because their company was so small and couldn't take a big hit. they jury-rigged the deletion of noli's user on roblox, as fast as possible, thus causing page corruption.
people say the soul of noli did not leave the roblox team, but rather stayed in the big room. he wormed himself into the electrical system in the afterlife. he's recently been active in terrorizing the website so that everybody would know the story of noli, or null. he wants his death justified, and does not want to be forgotten.
he knows all, and he's waiting for robloxs' weakest day. it draws near.
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Chipmonky
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| 03 Jul 2013 12:48 AM |
| You should right a fiction book. |
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mittCat
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mittCat
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| 03 Jul 2013 12:49 AM |
this is lmad
now roblox-pasta
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Chipmonky
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| 03 Jul 2013 12:49 AM |
@mitt
i was hoping someone would use that
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Qeenofpie
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| 03 Jul 2013 12:49 AM |
you wasted a lot of time which i cannot get back ever |
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| 03 Jul 2013 12:50 AM |
@qeen
you didn't need to reply either |
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tidas4
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Rumbolt
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| 03 Jul 2013 12:53 AM |
if u guys r rlly scared, watch this
it'll cheer you up
/watch?v=xWj4j3Ufn88 |
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Base1567
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tidas4
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| 03 Jul 2013 12:54 AM |
@base
i was aiming to please |
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| 03 Jul 2013 12:56 AM |
| Ya cuz you're still alive after death. |
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| 03 Jul 2013 12:56 AM |
@slasher
this is my first ever
the key, is to give a medium-depth character deviation and believable content |
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Jelincomi
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