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| 02 Jul 2013 09:00 PM |
I'm part of ZipperpacksZazerstrapTZ Productions on a glorious mission by God to become the next raving sensation on the internet. To do so a I need a crew of mindless half-monkeys who think they are the shiz-nip. Pay is 2 and a half cares per day and you'll be starting when I feel like it. Together we can take down big Youtube comedy stars like PewDiePie and make them seem like utter trash compared to us, maggots.
Enlistment as I demand it you filthy scrubs, cuz I got a whip called karma if you back-sass me. Now give me a bio of whatever life you've lived and make it look like you actually put a thought into your miserable keyboards, cuz I am the one who will build you up as I so like it, cuz none of you are worth my time already. Tell me who you are and I'll give you the low-down on how we can out-trounce anyone who dares think they can get a sub over me. Together we'll be the shiz-nip, understand.
Post here and I'll make you famous so help me god I will, wussies. |
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sable44
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| 02 Jul 2013 09:03 PM |
I hate to twist your mind, but god ain't on your side. (Nightmare song quote ogm.)
'~~~~"I'm doing stuff, Lori. Thaaanngggs!!" ~Rick~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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