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| 14 Apr 2013 12:40 PM |
Hello, fellow Vortex Security members along with intrigued and/or nosey C&G'ers, and welcome to the latest edition of the Vortex Security Newsletter! As you may or may not be aware, the Vortex Security newsletter was recently revived by Brigadier General JollySkyrim, and for the first time EVER it was made official. With this, a new newsletter will be published (hopefully) every week on Sunday from this day. Without further stalling, let us continue!
\-Division changes-/ Due to recent acknowledgement by High Command at the inactivity & inefficiency (or inadequate leadership) of our divisions, some of our divisions have been made unofficial. The following divisions are now officially unofficial: -Vortex Security: Officers Academy -Vortex Security: Legal Division -Vortex Security: Council -Vortex Security: Stormtroopers Vortex Security Newsletter: Volume One
If you are still interested in the recent declaration of these divisions being unofficial, read about it here: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=93945226
On a final note on divisions, due to the recent exilation of Adpunk4445 Stormtroopers has been merged with selective group known as Vortex Security: Falcons. Falcons will now be overseen by Lieutenant General Madigan along with General Imnotaguestimagirl. If you were previously in Stormtroopers and have yet to join Falcons, do not forget to join!
\-Majorobc123 receives Brigadier General-/ To fill the gap left behind by the promotion of now Lieutenant General Madigan (congratulations to him as well), Colonel Majorobc123 has been promoted to Brigadier General due to a vote by the High Command; congratulations to him as I'm sure he'll continue with his hard work in Vortex Security!
\-The return of Osyris & Tippee (AGAIN)-/ For those of you who don’t know, Osyris was a General in VS, but left Roblox because his trademark hat released in 2007, the BiggerHead, --http://www.roblox.com/BiggerHead-item?id=1048213—was released again to the public. This angered many because the hat proved they were a Roblox Veteran and was worn with pride, but now means nothing. The anger caused by this has worn off and he has now rejoined VS and has taken a spot as General once more; make sure to welcome him back!
Along with Osyris, former Lieutenant General Tippee has officially rejoined Vortex Security (again) and has stepped in as a Lieutenant General. Make sure to welcome Tippee back as well!
\-Captain Demotions-/ Some of you may have noticed that recently a significant portion of the people who were formerly captains have been demoted: the reason is simple, inactivity. High Command decided that the demoted were not living up to the standards of activity and professionalism which comes with being a captain, and because of this have demoted them. This should be a reminder to those who aspire to be a captain in Vortex Security that they are not simply allowed to slack off as soon as they attain captain.
\-The financial sector-/ This section of the newsletter will generally look over everything related to the current status of our group finances, and perhaps reports on the money being made by places owned by Vortex Security.
Group funds: -ROBUX: 10,570 Robux -Tickets: 1,407,245
An official blog made by John Shedletsky also states that the Vortex Security HQ - owned by General Lilly/Imnotaguestimagirl - was making an impressive 1.283 ROBUX/visit.
Overall, the financing of the group and money being made by our places is somewhat impressive, as we have over 100,000 Robux (inc. transferred tickets to ROBUX) in our group funds, and that the HQ is acting as a cash cow for both Lilly and VS.
\-Weekly riddle-/ A weekly riddle merely to test those who have read the newsletter; there will be no prize for answering this correctly, and if you want to avoid the answer being revealed to you, IGNORE the comments on this thread until you've figured it out! -- Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?
\-Weekly fact-/ Some (hopefully) interesting facts for those who read! -- A Saudi Arabian is allowed to legally divorce her husband if he does not give her coffee.
\-END-/ And that is it for this week's edition of the Vortex Security newsletter! If you wish to give a helping hand in the production of the newsletter, feel free to join the official group.
Regards, Chief Writer ExplicitBass Editor Joeyjoj Manager JollySkyrim The rest of the Vortex Security newsletter team |
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| 14 Apr 2013 12:44 PM |
Riddle://The one cellmate decides to climb out through the vent or knock out a guard and disguise himself.
"Every clan needs a kool man" |
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| 14 Apr 2013 12:45 PM |
His plan is to dig the tunnel and pile up the dirt to climb up to le window to escape
~The Flood Check is Evil...~ |
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| 14 Apr 2013 12:46 PM |
| Note: hopefully we'll have an interview for next week's newsletter. |
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Dillsion1
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| 14 Apr 2013 12:46 PM |
Explicit, am I right?
I'm right.
~The Flood Check is Evil...~ |
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Dillsion1
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| 14 Apr 2013 12:48 PM |
http://www.roblox.com/yeah-ok-whatever-floats-your-goat-item?id=89187581
~The Flood Check is Evil...~ |
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| 14 Apr 2013 01:03 PM |
I'm always available for interview, if you can't get anyone else.
--VS Falcon Deathtrooper Commander Colonel Danster1000000 |
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| 14 Apr 2013 01:34 PM |
| If I can, I may try to join the VS Newsletter. |
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| 10 Jun 2013 01:51 AM |
| If you look very closely you'll notice this is from two months ago nearly. |
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| 10 Jun 2013 01:52 AM |
| Now come on don't copy TRA newsletter. |
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| 30 Jun 2013 11:19 AM |
| Only TRA is allowed a newsletter111one11 |
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