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| 30 Jun 2013 12:11 AM |
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:12 AM |
Thanks. I thought you were supposed you use your face to fap. I kept slamming my head down on there, and eventually I ended up breaking a part of my spine. After that, I was confused. Now that you've taught me, I can have a happy life!
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:12 AM |
@cooldude
No problem! Glad to help. :) |
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:12 AM |
@cool im in tears
but its whatever floats your camel |
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:15 AM |
This thread isn't for laughs
Its for informal purposes |
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:18 AM |
| The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my it stuck in a ceiling fan. |
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:19 AM |
I got confused at the lubrication part and ripped it off.
I'm suing.. |
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:19 AM |
@deadly
We are sorry for the inconvenience
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:20 AM |
@hax
We are sorry for the inconvenience |
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:21 AM |
I give you a 10/10! All of my friends and I can fap side by side now. I was the slowest to learn, but my friends finally let me into the fap circle. We put ponies on the TV and fapped together! It was great! The best night of my life.
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:21 AM |
"4. Applying The Fap Recipe
Pick a small piece of the fap recipe, and put it on your weine. Put as enough so you can make your hand fit on your weenie, and go up and down without too much friction, or it skin going too far. Apply some, then thrust your weenie up and down using your hand. Once you've done that, you have fapped a bit!"
the only thing you need is a good spit-shine and you're set |
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:21 AM |
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:23 AM |
Thank you OP, for years I have never known how to flap. Your process analysis essay saved me from my phallus, and kept my GF from braking up with me.
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:25 AM |
You covered everything on this subject.
Wow.
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:26 AM |
Are there any other ways? Do you believe the arse opens up a whole new world of possibilities? I tried to stick a ball up there, and it got stuck and I had to go to the doctor to get it removed. I was walking funny for the next few months, and so I decided to just go for regular fapping. Any tips on other parts of my body? Oh, what about my nip-nips?
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:26 AM |
damn it
i got banned, but this thread didnt get deleted
im op |
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:27 AM |
@1cool
I know a technique, im not even joking, that feels better than your first time.
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| 30 Jun 2013 12:27 AM |
| I may use this an essay in English..... |
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