Awkrin
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| 29 Jun 2013 03:39 AM |
But I am too tired to think of anything so I leave you all with an old story my cousin left me on my PC 2009 changing to 2010, new years.
Hello Fellow Traveler, If you are reading this then the Delorian reached 88 miles per hour and I have been flung back in history to the year 1885. I am sorry for letting you down and for failing the colonies. Please tell my family that I found a home and that I am happy. Never forget that it is mans capacity to become his own enemy that makes him dangerous. Do not trust them; the humans are not all they appear to be. I am sorry but I cannot say anymore. Trust no one especially yourself. If you are ever in trouble, chant "Hurumph bah bah. Hurumph po pah. Door." to yourself three times, and a doorway to the dimension your home world recides on will materlize in front of you. But be warned the doorway will only last for a few hours so move as swiftly as possible. Good Luck!
Sincerly, Awkrin Alden Tomus Time Traveler
Farewell goodnight. |
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Aikaialt
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| 29 Jun 2013 03:40 AM |
"farewell goodnight" what
You created a shtstorm the minute you came out of your mom's weiner warmer |
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Awkrin
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| 29 Jun 2013 03:42 AM |
| There is a time for sleep and a time for play. |
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