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Re: Yo momma jokes, also WIJ is cool

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coolmonkey676 is not online. coolmonkey676
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25 Jun 2013 11:38 AM

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the good side!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

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megapachi47 is not online. megapachi47
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25 Jun 2013 11:38 AM
yo momma is a very nice and competent mother

omg diss!1!111
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coolmonkey676 is not online. coolmonkey676
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25 Jun 2013 11:38 AM
OMFG U DID NOT!
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sleaky321 is not online. sleaky321
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25 Jun 2013 11:39 AM
yo moma so fat she dont need the internet she already world wide
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Jalatte is not online. Jalatte
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25 Jun 2013 11:40 AM
Yo momma so ugly Motel 6 won't even leave the light on!
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coolmonkey676 is not online. coolmonkey676
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25 Jun 2013 11:40 AM
oooh

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Sancuu is not online. Sancuu
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25 Jun 2013 11:41 AM
My mother died, about 4 months ago.
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CVFX3 is not online. CVFX3
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25 Jun 2013 11:42 AM
:/
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coolmonkey676 is not online. coolmonkey676
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25 Jun 2013 11:42 AM
Sorry...


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Daniel3613 is not online. Daniel3613
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25 Jun 2013 11:42 AM
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coolmonkey676 is not online. coolmonkey676
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25 Jun 2013 11:43 AM
IT'S TOO LATE btw

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coolmonkey676 is not online. coolmonkey676
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25 Jun 2013 11:44 AM
Here's more.



Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs
Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth

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MidnightSparklez is not online. MidnightSparklez
Joined: 22 Jun 2013
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25 Jun 2013 11:44 AM
im sorry, Sancuu


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PappyJR99 is not online. PappyJR99
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25 Jun 2013 11:45 AM
"Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!"

LOL
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coolmonkey676 is not online. coolmonkey676
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25 Jun 2013 11:45 AM
Straight*


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PappyJR99 is not online. PappyJR99
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25 Jun 2013 11:46 AM
@ sANCUU

No one asked??

No need to bring it up outta the blue, even if it's yo momma jokes, wasn't applied to you, so yeah

That's maybe why you're such a brat though
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coolmonkey676 is not online. coolmonkey676
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25 Jun 2013 11:46 AM
Woah.....

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Sancuu is not online. Sancuu
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25 Jun 2013 11:50 AM
@Pappy,

to I have to remind you of your 'defeated in a duel/argument' list?

90% of it was a lie.
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coolmonkey676 is not online. coolmonkey676
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25 Jun 2013 12:03 PM
Lol'd

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Sancuu is not online. Sancuu
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25 Jun 2013 12:04 PM
do*

Screw life.
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Shocked12 is not online. Shocked12
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25 Jun 2013 12:05 PM
yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to xbox live
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coolmonkey676 is not online. coolmonkey676
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25 Jun 2013 12:13 PM
......?

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pandatoby is not online. pandatoby
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25 Jun 2013 12:17 PM
Yo mumma so hairy, when you were born you got carpet burn

yo mumma so fat she was baptised at sea world
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coolmonkey676 is not online. coolmonkey676
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25 Jun 2013 12:45 PM
Copied from my 'Baptised in the ocean'

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wizardspell is online. wizardspell
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25 Jun 2013 12:46 PM
got this thing from the internet

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