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| 26 Jun 2013 11:16 PM |
| I'll spill your insides from your body, and skin the hide of your flesh to wear as a token of my dominance over your soul! Your body will hang for three days, giving time for insects and rot to settle in. Then your body will be charred inside an over for several grueling hours, after which your fingers will be served to the local orphans under the assumption it is beef. Your charred, finger-less body will then be carried to an acidic bath where we will cleanse it of filth. After the acid has cleaned off all the filth we will whip your body, fifty lashes per soldier in an army of ten thousand. Surgeons will reconstruct any body parts that have fallen off, they will also attach fresh fingers to your black hands. A necromancer will be called into court and he will perform a ritual in which you will come back to life, all the pain and torture done to your dead body will be felt when you return. You will serve as a guard in criminal infested underbelly of the city, where the chance of surviving a week is lower than the lifespan of a baby rat. If you survive we will flog your body until you are dead. If you die on the job your body will still be flogged. After all these grueling and torturous trials your insides will replaced with feather stuffing, and then you will be hanged on a rack as my stuffed portrait in my private chambers. |
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timz56
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| 26 Jun 2013 11:19 PM |
Well.
That escalated quickly. |
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aso2
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| 26 Jun 2013 11:20 PM |
do it
~-The Dr.Seuss of C&G~- |
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| 26 Jun 2013 11:37 PM |
| Well, that's enough of the internet for today |
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