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| 26 Jun 2013 06:30 PM |
Off Topic Chronicle Episode 1 Hello I am Shadowfan and welcome to Off-Topic Chronicle! This show is about the daily Off-Topic things that people do! OT Chronicles by Shadowfan682 So tonight for the first Off-Topic Chronicle I will give you a special report of 2 stories that happened on Off Topic today and yesterday. Chronicle 1: Cloppers and OTPonies So OT has been infested with Cloppers who are people who like to look at ponies in a dirty way. So as these people look at ‘dirty’ ponies, they decide that they are going to act tough and mean. They want to defend OTPonies for yelling at other OTers by saying “I want to (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) this pony” while the other says “No I want to!” as the process goes on and on for it to turn into a giant debate between OTers.
The burning passions for their OTPonies are just not the one thing that bugs OTers the most. The Cloppers themselves are the problem. That means that people would be causing a gigantic war that way. That would cause thousands of OTers to get mad or just cause OT to turn into a giant battlefield for Bronies and OTers. So do you want this to happen on ROBLOX? I will make a poll later on in the episode.
Since that is over, time for Chronicle 2.
Chronicle 2: Boyned status: Account taken. Boyned has been a famous OTer for many reasons, him animating me for the stories I post, and the reason that he is a great OTer and friends with all the Epic OTers. But today on June 26, 2013 he got his account taken. Is this a hoax? Or is it a little lie? The question is neither. This was real and nothing was wrong about it. Off Topic’s best person, Boyned really got it that time and you must support him.
So what got him with his account taken? Is it that he got hacked? Yes, I think. So there will also be another poll at the end of the show where I will post about that. This concludes our two stories which is going to be the segment of Chronicles
Literature I find the books that Forums post and put the chapters on here daily until it ends.
Alarms blared through the air as shouts and screams from the men outside penetrated Varn's ears like knives. He tried to keep his cool while typing in the passcode, but hearing his allies and fellow APN brothers getting killed was just too much. Hands shaking, he tried again and again to type in the code, with no luck.
"Darn nerves," Varn mumbled as he attempted to type it in again. An explosion echoed from somewhere out in the battlefield. As Varn looked up he saw a huge fireball and a jeep fly off into the woods.
"Sir," a voice shouted down the hall. Varn turned and saw Alpha running towards him, a few cuts and scrapes, but otherwise looking ok. "They've just infiltrated sections 5 and 6, at this rate-"
"I know," Varn said cutting him off. He looked down as he finished typing in the code only to see the 'Error' message staring back. "Darn it!" he shouted pounding on the screen.
"Here, allow me," Alpha said quickly typing in the code. The doors to the armory quickly opened as another explosion, much closer, shook the room.
"Alpha, gather up as many Alversians as you can and tell them to retreat to the nearest armory access panel."
"Sir?" Alpha asked looking a bit confused.
"Just do it!" Varn said before turning and storming into the armory, the door closing behind him. He sighed, his hands slowly regaining control, and looked around the room. Empty shelves that normally held Snipers, Action Rifles, pistols, and a few missile launchers hung dimly lit around the perimeter. In the middle of the room, however, was a black cube that hummed with energy.
Varn walked up to it and placed his hand on the surface. Immediately blue streaks of light traveled from his hand all over the cube. A hissing sound emanated from the cube as it broke away at the lines revealing a hole in the ground blocked by a hatch.
Varn bent down and, without his hands shaking, entered in another code into a number pad. A lock unclicked and the hatch flung open. He turned towards the window overlooking what was usually the calm ocean and prayed that everyone made it to the access panels.
He hopped down into the hole and closed the hatch behind him. Without any hesitation he sat in a seat, placed his hand on another panel in front of him and simultaneously turned and pressed a large button. It felt as if time stopped for a few seconds. Nobody moved, nobody breathed.
All fighting ceased as a wave of energy radiated across the battle field. In a flash of light everyone who made it to an access panel appeared suddenly behind Varn.
"I'm only going to say this once, sit down and strap yourselves down." Varn said continuing to press buttons and throw switches. The soldiers, a bit dazed and confused, slowly made their way to a vacant seat. Some of them began to realize their own injuries and a few groans of pain made their way out of their mouths.
"Hold on!" Varn said as he flipped one last switch. The ground began to rumble as the fort outside split into two. Rays of moonlight made its way onto the soldiers' faces and they stared past Varn into the sky.
A jolt went through them as a lift raised them from the interior of the island onto ground level. Engines on either side of the craft roared to life and the massive craft burst from the lift carrying Varn and the soldiers with it.
Some of them looked back to see what remained of the fort. Some of the figures moved over the mountains towards the base as the rest shouted at the craft flying away.
This would be our daily literature copyright from M/TV/B.
Daily Weather Updates The weather for today is going to be stormy again like yesterday (If you don’t live anywhere in Ohio, you will be fine) Those are the weather updates for today! Be sure to participate in the poll!
Poll 1 Should Cloppers be kicked out of OT? Yes No Maybe Poll 2 Should Boyned get his account back soon? Yes No Maybe To take the 2 votes, I say yes. That is the end of OT Chronicle for today!
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| 26 Jun 2013 06:33 PM |
You lied to me. You said you would never ever do these again.
I knew you would eventually though |
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| 26 Jun 2013 06:33 PM |
You told us yesterday that you would stop. Would you mind counting how many times you've said that, I've lost track
idtalk has been eliminated. |
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| 26 Jun 2013 06:33 PM |
| Those were stories! I do news! |
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warpon
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| 26 Jun 2013 06:33 PM |
die
Why? Because it amuses me, that's why. |
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| 26 Jun 2013 06:35 PM |
No, it's a glorified fan fiction story Stop Right now We don't like it No one likes it You become more hated everytime you do this
idtalk has been eliminated. |
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furt7483
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| 26 Jun 2013 06:37 PM |
| What is this, a newspaper? |
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| 26 Jun 2013 06:49 PM |
| Read at the end of the literature, idiots. |
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| 27 Jun 2013 06:00 AM |
| Bump. (This is not a fan fiction, it is a show!) |
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