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| 25 Jun 2013 11:19 AM |
| Heeeere, Sorcus Sorcus Sorcus! |
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SirMelton
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| 25 Jun 2013 11:23 AM |
| How many hours do you role-play a day? |
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SirMelton
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| 25 Jun 2013 11:30 AM |
No, I am not "butthurt". It was merely a question.
Why have you entered this forum? I had thought you were done arguing with me. |
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SirMelton
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| 25 Jun 2013 11:31 AM |
| Hm.. Why did you create this thread? |
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| 25 Jun 2013 11:32 AM |
| Lol at u, this is the problem with the 21st century. Everybody demands instant gratification. We want everything and we want it now. Instant everything. Instant gains, instant messages, email, fax, internet. Instant food, the faster the better. Instant education, job, wealth. Instant medical service, diagnosis, and an instant cure. Instant family. Instant travel. Instant information. Instant banking. Right or wrong, good or bad, we want it now. Do you think caveman had access to steroids? No they didnt, they had to hunt for their food. Nobody lights a fire these days. People don't even light ovens anymore. It takes just too long to heat up a meal. It takes just too much patience. I'm hungry now, not 40 minutes from now. That's why God gave us microwave ovens. Just pop the food in and whrrr –BEEP- out it comes, nicely warmed for immediate consumption. That's not how I view happiness. Patience is a virtue of the great and few possess it. All good things comes to those who wait when it comes down to exercising patience. |
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| 25 Jun 2013 11:34 AM |
| That is exactly what everyone thought 100 years ago. Now get out. |
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SirMelton
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| 25 Jun 2013 11:35 AM |
| That didn't answer my question. |
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| 25 Jun 2013 11:35 AM |
| The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was young, I had hopes and dreams. We all did. Let me tell you something you already know: The misc. isn't all sunshine and rainbows. It?s a very mean and nasty place and I don?t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. Speaking of knees, my mother, for example, is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to move with your Auntie and Uncle. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to Bel-air! I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes, smell you later!" Llooked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. |
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| 25 Jun 2013 11:35 AM |
| It answers the question he wishes you asked. He is roleplaying, can't you see? |
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| 25 Jun 2013 11:39 AM |
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
And i am a chef so dont tell me how to eat healthy I think I know. You think I like being over weight its from being deppresed as a child i wont always be overweight its some thing that takes time to make a commplet 360. im 6'8 tall, and have the body build to be a bodybuilder. You just get used to the body God has giving you so why chang it overnioght? Just sating.
you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you ***got. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something ****ing tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't ****ing put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me ****ing tell you, it'll already be too ****ing late to back down at that point. You might decide "well ****, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a ****ing punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two ****ing hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire ****ing forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade. Now, mother****er, you sure you want to go through with that punch? |
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| 25 Jun 2013 11:56 AM |
hey look
you cursed multiple times
perfect time to report you. |
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| 25 Jun 2013 11:58 AM |
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| 25 Jun 2013 12:06 PM |
"Lol at u, this is the problem with the 21st century. "
Who else sees the irony in this?
ʟᴇʟᴇʟᴇʟ (ง'̀ ͜ʖ'́ง) |
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| 25 Jun 2013 12:12 PM |
| I think he didn't internet gradually enough. It got to him. |
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XX051
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| 25 Jun 2013 12:27 PM |
OP:
I do not believe that you have any of the skills you have listed. Threats like that are serious and I hope you realise that if you go up to a witness who has a firearm you can not just slit their throat. They would blow your head to peices before you could even move your arm forward. |
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ThePC8110
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| 25 Jun 2013 12:38 PM |
@OP,
This is not the correct forum to post this in. Yolo is not a valid reason to post here. Go into the off topic forum and post this. |
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