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| 24 Jun 2013 08:31 AM |
| Well hello there spammers. You have obviously ignored my warning. So welcome to the thread of random stuff that amounts to no real value and such. |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:32 AM |
| Stop reading now, your eyes are not designed to see what is coming... |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:32 AM |
| Why are you still reading this. You time could be spend doing chores or having fun...But you continue to read this randomness |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:34 AM |
| How are you still reading this. You must literally be bored to tears... If you are, please continue reading... All those who's minds are not bored. Please vacate the premises. Thanks and have a nice day. |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:35 AM |
| All those bored people that continued on, congratulations! You have moved on to the next category of random random posts. |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:37 AM |
| Seeing as though you are still reading, you must really like my quirkiness or are sincerely convinced that there is something worth seeing in here. I don't want to foreshadow anything, but there might actually be some hidden information in this blurb of crazy boredom. [READ ON] |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:38 AM |
| Now it is time for some random jokes spawned for people that have way too much time on their hands. [Read On] for more. |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:40 AM |
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef
Bahaha. A joke so bad you have to laugh. |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:42 AM |
A man walks in to a doctor’s office. He has mashed potatoes in his left ear, a carrot in his right and green beans shoved up his nose. He says "Doctor! Doctor! I feel terrible! What's wrong with me?" The doctor looks at him and says "Well, I'll have to run some tests, but I'd say you just aren't eating right"
Hehe. This is turning into a random stand-up comedy routine, but who cares to be honest... |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:43 AM |
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A Stick
Possibly a little provocative and/or suggestive, but funny none-the-less. |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:44 AM |
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: FSH ! |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:45 AM |
| "If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off." -Someone who's a Genius |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:46 AM |
Q: Why did the mushroom buy drinks for everyone at the bar?
A: He’s a fun-guy |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:48 AM |
Q: What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass. I lied about the wheels. |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:48 AM |
How many A.D.D. kids does it take to fix a light?
WANNA RIDE A BIKE? |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:49 AM |
| Now I believe it is time for quotes that make life seem so simple. |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:50 AM |
| Fear is not real. The only place that fear can exist is in our thoughts of the future. It is a product of our imagination, causing us to fear things that do not at present and may not ever exist. That is near insanity. Do not misunderstand me danger is very real but fear is a choice. -Will Smith (After Earth) |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:51 AM |
"Once the game is over, the King and the Pawn go back in the same box."
Italian Proverb. |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:51 AM |
Alice asked the Chesire Cat, who was sitting in a tree, "What road do I take?"
The cat asked, "Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know", Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it really doesn't matter, does it?"
Alice in Wonderland, LEWIS CARROLL |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:52 AM |
“Be Who You Are and Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter and Those Who Matter Don't Mind.”
Dr. Seuss |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:53 AM |
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron."
Eisenhower |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:53 AM |
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
Anonymous |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:55 AM |
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
Mark Twain |
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| 24 Jun 2013 08:56 AM |
"Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."
Gandalf the Grey. |
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