Ackeryan
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| 23 Jun 2013 11:35 PM |
Welcome to my first issue in the Beginner's Guide to Life. In this tutorial, we will be learning how to breathe. --- Breathing is useful in several ways. These include the following.
- Breathing allows one to survive. - Breathing allows carbon dioxide to be produced, which can be turned back into oxygen by plants. - Not being able to breathe can cause your life reputation to be "nooby". --- Breathing is a simple, process that if done correctly, can be extremely effective.
1.) Inhale through the nose or mouth. (Either choice has the same result) 2.) Wait one to three seconds. 3.) Exhale through the nose or mouth. (Either choice has the same result) --- There are a few instances in which you should NOT breathe.
- While you are underwater. - While you are eating or drinking. - While you are held hostage by a native tribe who threaten to light you on fire if you breathe in the next ten seconds. --- I hope this guide was useful to you readers. Expect more guides to be released in the near future.
(c) Ackeryan Publications 2013
DISCLAIMER: Ackeryan or any person(s) involved in the writing of this guide are not responsible for any harm done to oneself through failing to follow the procedures or tips described in this guide properly. |
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| 23 Jun 2013 11:35 PM |
Lol'd
~ The Horsie Of ATR ~ |
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goof333
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| 23 Jun 2013 11:37 PM |
Wait,
I am breathing through my nose as I am eating popcorn currently, its that bad?
Works well. |
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| 23 Jun 2013 11:38 PM |
| Alright, I have your first problem. How do I inhale? |
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Ackeryan
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| 23 Jun 2013 11:38 PM |
Humor was unintentional in this guide, but sometimes the best humor is unintentional humor.
Stay tuned for the Intermediate Guide: Jokes, which is expected to be released in the next millennium. |
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Z0rr0w
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| 23 Jun 2013 11:39 PM |
| You also shouldn't breathe when you're in a toxin-infested area without a gas mask. |
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Ackeryan
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| 23 Jun 2013 11:39 PM |
| Swallow air as if you are eating food. If that doesn't work, call 911 for technical support. |
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Star34034
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| 23 Jun 2013 11:42 PM |
I am crying. This is just... perfect.
~Cuz I'm Batman!~ |
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