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| 22 Jun 2013 11:49 AM |
Or T.B.A.G for short.
YOU WAKE UP IN THE BOOT OF A CAR, HOW YOU KNOW IT'S THE ASSEND OF A CAR IS BEYOND ME, YOU FEEL SOMETHING ROD SHAPED, WHAT DO
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generalp7
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| 22 Jun 2013 11:50 AM |
SCREAM AND RANDOMLY FLAIL AROUND
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| 22 Jun 2013 11:52 AM |
| I SHOOT FIREBALLS EVERYWHERE AND START DANCING SOPHISTICATED BALLET AND EVENTUALLY GETTING AN EMMY AWARD |
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| 22 Jun 2013 11:53 AM |
YOU HEAR TWO DARKIES SHOUTING
"AY WAT WE DO WITH DA BODY G"
They promptly hear your shouting and open up the car, they're both armed with glocks. |
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generalp7
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| 22 Jun 2013 11:55 AM |
I jump up screaming 'LEEERRRROOOOOOYYYYY JENKINS" and knock the pistols out of there hands
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| 22 Jun 2013 11:56 AM |
| "OH MY GOD HE ALIVE!" He says as both of them run away in awe. |
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generalp7
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:02 PM |
look around, and if they dropped the glocks, pick them up. if not, chase after them.
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at900
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:03 PM |
| "I'M A ZOMBIE, VARLANTS! BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOMENESS!" |
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bockhead
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:03 PM |
| Set aside one bullet if I need to off myself. Keep the rest of ammos in the fat between my chin. |
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generalp7
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:04 PM |
chase the men with the glocks, and shoot them in the legs..
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:05 PM |
THEY FALL TO THE GROUND, WIMPERING FOR THEIR LIVES
"OH, DEAR NEVER TRAINED GUY WITH MARINE LIKE SKILL, PLEASE SPARE OUR LIVES" He shouts before a cop blasts both of them with a shotgun.
"STOP RESISTING." |
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bockhead
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:06 PM |
| Scold the air for its interruptions in my activities and drive the car to taco bell. |
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at900
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:07 PM |
| YOU GO TO TACOBELL AND AS SOON AS YOU WALK IN SOME PRETEEN ON MINIMUM WAGE ASKS "WOULD YOU LIKE A TACO" AS HE SHRIEKS AS ONE OF HIS NADGERS FALLS A FRACTION OF A CENTIMETRE |
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JoshWesty
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:07 PM |
| GRASP A NUKE OUT OF NOWHERE AND THROW IT AT THE COP AND IT DETONATES WHEN IT HITS THE COP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:08 PM |
BRONY IDENTIFIED COMMAND NOT ACCEPTED |
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generalp7
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:09 PM |
grab the preteen by the shirt and pull him close saying "THIS IS A ROBBERY, GIVE ME ALL THE TACOS"
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:10 PM |
| HE FILLS A BAG WITH TACOS, CHALUPAS, AND MOUNTAIN DEW AND PUTS IT ON THE DESK, HE'S CRYING AND HIS ARMS ARE IN THE AIR, HE SHRIEKS AS HE PASSES A KIDNEY STONE. |
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bockhead
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:11 PM |
| Grab kidney stone and place it in the bag as well. |
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JoshWesty
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:12 PM |
DO THE COMMAND OR THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8pfhRgmxA |
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| 22 Jun 2013 12:15 PM |
| Craft rock into +1/+1 rock and stab obese man with it. |
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