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Re: Goldiblox and the three Vaktovians [PARODY]

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twinzer87 is not online. twinzer87
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21 Jun 2013 05:31 PM
Once upon on a time there was a small blocky OD'er called Goldiblocks, she was homeless and lived in the slums of Vaktovia's Vyrahk city. She once found an old palace, which she thought she'd find refuge there. She entered the palace gates and went into their sitting room.

There were three different chairs there, a small one, a medium one and a large one. She sat in the small one and though to herself "This says Vaktovian Private tehnoooobshow and it feels uncomfortable."
After that she sat in the medium chair and thought to herself "This says Vaktovian Sergeant Pumpedpwnage4life54, I think this one's too arrogant for my liking."


After trying the two chairs, she went to the largest one and thought to herself "This says shutdown by The Vaktovian Empire, I think it's broken.."
She then went up to the sleeping quarters and saw three beds. One which was covered in gummy bears, one which was pink and one which had graffiti on it. She laid on the one covered in gummy bears and thought "How very illogical."
She then went to the pink one and laid on it and felt it was too swaggy and thought "What kind of creature sleeps in this one?" and then read on the side "Property of pumpedpwnage4life54" and thought "Figures."
She then went to the one covered in graffiti and read on the side "vakz rulezzzz b scard"


She then woke up with two StA-53s pointed at her and pumpedpwnage4life54 holding a water pistol with two tear drop tatoos on his mask. She then said "opls nu dun do dis two meh" and then they counted to four and blew her apart whilst pump stood there thinking "There goes the one person that I could physically force to love me.."
The end.
-VAC Level 1 Soldier Twinzer87-
This thread is not to be taken offensively as it is "4 teh lulz"
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21 Jun 2013 05:34 PM
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21 Jun 2013 05:41 PM
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21 Jun 2013 05:43 PM
gah
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21 Jun 2013 05:44 PM
It's okay.


"West is the best"
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21 Jun 2013 05:45 PM
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adpunk4445 is not online. adpunk4445
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21 Jun 2013 05:45 PM
eh i guess

ok.
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21 Jun 2013 05:47 PM
it would be better and longer but i wrote half of it whilst on the toilet
no joke
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21 Jun 2013 05:51 PM
nyahahah
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