Awkrin
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:15 PM |
So I was in driver's Ed at the local hick high school. Most of the school are hetrophobic;the first day they tried to make fun of me since I am que.er. They don't like different. I am a nice guy, I was trying to be friendly, but they didn't give me the respect I was giving them. So I started to "troll". They I showed them a whole lot of "different". One of them was saying her friend liked me, I knew she was bull me, but I said to myself, "What the hell I ain't going to see any of them ever again, for I go to a different school". Whenever she would glare at me with hate and disrespect, I would ether lick a lot as if I was tonguing or something like, I would blow kisses, or even just make weird faces.
Toward the end I increased troll. Told her that we have a connection, and that we are meant to be. I said that my religion is shamanism, which is partly true. They loved that, they started proselytizing me. I won the arguments because it was most likely their first time meting someone of a different faith.
Today I asked the girl out. Was acting like I was for real, a few knew I was joking, she didn't. I told her, "I feel like we have a connection. We are meant to be." I handed her a hemp ring that I made, I was on one knee. "You are the propane to my grill. I heard that they have boneless chicken at KFC for 4.99, we should get some" She said, "But I like my chicken with bones" "We should go out" "No" I asked her if she wanted my number, I was going to give her a fake number so that when she calls or crank calls, they joke would go on but she said no.
Didn't find her attractive at all. Nice body, nothing else, bad face. After high school she will be a fat southern (b)itch. |
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Hello777
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:17 PM |
"hetrophobic"
doesnt that mean theyre afraid of the opposite gender? making them hypocrites for making fun of you? |
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:18 PM |
Who the f__k posts about a driver's ed incident on Roblox....
~The end is neigh. |
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Awkrin
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:19 PM |
No. "hetrophobic" means fear of different. Ho.mophobic literately means fear of the same. I am ho.mophobic, literately speaking.
And yes I am dumb. |
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Awkrin
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:20 PM |
NeighborlySHUTUP, well I do. So SHUT! UP! |
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:22 PM |
"No. "hetrophobic" means fear of different."
No it doesn't? It's not even a word.
"I am -phobic, literately speaking."
You're afraid of yourself??
"And yes I am dumb."
NOT TO MENTION master troll |
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Hello777
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:24 PM |
| you dont even know the definition of either phobias do you. |
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Awkrin
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:25 PM |
I am not scared of myself. I am not a cookie cutter.
It is a lot more easier in real life. The only hard part is keeping a straight face; it is the truest form of acting. |
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:25 PM |
| not meant at you rusholme. |
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:26 PM |
"I am not scared of myself."
You just said you were
"I am not a cookie cutter."
lol You totally are.
"It is a lot more easier in real life. The only hard part is keeping a straight face; it is the truest form of acting."
It sounds more like you're conceited and really, really bad at improv. |
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:27 PM |
you dont even know the definition of either phobias do you. _ I know a little Latin. So ya. I do. Brake down the words. Society has recently made that phobia into what it is now. I use the blunt meaning of words, such as "que.er" |
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:30 PM |
"I am not scared of myself."
You just said you were
"I am not a cookie cutter."
lol You totally are.
"It is a lot more easier in real life. The only hard part is keeping a straight face; it is the truest form of acting."
It sounds more like you're conceited and really, really bad at improv. _ lol You totally are. - You do not know me.
And my improv. could use work. But I think I am doing well at it.
And what are you talking about Hello777? What does Rush have to do with anything?
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:34 PM |
"You do not know me."
I can deduce enough. You're an enlightened individual constantly beaten down by society and you just DO NOT KNOW WHY. Why don't people tell you how great you are? Why do people pick on you? It doesn't matter; deep down in your heart you know you're better than everybody. You're so smart, and so vainly too, because all hoi polloi will never understand your brilliant thoughts and ideas and passions. You are just too nonconformist to be understood by such dirty plebians who fit so nicely into societal molds.
GIVE ME A BREAK
"And my improv. could use work. But I think I am doing well at it."
No it's so dreadful. You're not funny and just completely void of wit. |
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Hello777
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:37 PM |
"And what are you talking about Hello777? What does Rush have to do with anything?"
refer to my first post dummkopf.
"what do i have to do with anything." |
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:44 PM |
"You do not know me."
I can deduce enough. You're an enlightened individual constantly beaten down by society and you just DO NOT KNOW WHY. Why don't people tell you how great you are? Why do people pick on you? It doesn't matter; deep down in your heart you know you're better than everybody. You're so smart, and so vainly too, because all hoi polloi will never understand your brilliant thoughts and ideas and passions. You are just too nonconformist to be understood by such dirty plebians who fit so nicely into societal molds.
GIVE ME A BREAK Wow. Where did you come up with that? "And my improv. could use work. But I think I am doing well at it."
No it's so dreadful. You're not funny and just completely void of wit. _ You were not there. I didn't type every single thing. But I could have been better you are correct. _ Hello777, should I tie a noose and hang myself as well? |
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:50 PM |
"Hello777, should I tie a noose and hang myself as well?"
going by your story, the only person who wanted to be nice to you, you act like a damned moron in return.
go for it mate. |
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:52 PM |
"Wow. Where did you come up with that?"
Your attitude. You're such a 'cookie cutter'; I've seen so many other people exactly like you.
"You were not there. I didn't type every single thing. But I could have been better you are correct."
It could have been loads better. Like leagues better. It just sounds like you made a fool of yourself and called it 'trolling'. |
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| 21 Jun 2013 02:53 PM |
going by your story, the only person who wanted to be nice to you, you act like a damned moron in return.
go for it mate. _ Once again. She wasn't. Look at the word choose "glare". I was nice, I made friends that day. But what do I know. I was just the one who was there. |
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| 21 Jun 2013 03:00 PM |
"Your attitude. You're such a 'cookie cutter'; I've seen so many other people exactly like you." But once again. You haven't met me. I would love to be able to talk face to face with some people on here. But sadly that is hard to do. But please, don't judge me purely upon the bases that you have met others "like me" everyone is different.
"It could have been loads better. Like leagues better. It just sounds like you made a fool of yourself and called it 'trolling'." You could say that and I did make a fool of myself, but I will never see any of them again. But it was "hook-line fishing", they wanted to act like they were tough because they aren't freshmen. Fight fire with fire, right. |
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| 21 Jun 2013 03:10 PM |
"But once again. You haven't met me. I would love to be able to talk face to face with some people on here. But sadly that is hard to do. But please, don't judge me purely upon the bases that you have met others "like me" everyone is different."
Oh shut up you hypocrite. You imply a belief in some sort of 'one-worldism' but then get offended when it's used against you? You're not different oops sorry
"You could say that and I did make a fool of myself, but I will never see any of them again. But it was "hook-line fishing", they wanted to act like they were tough because they aren't freshmen. Fight fire with fire, right."
Except all you did was act like a git and try to be witty??? |
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| 21 Jun 2013 03:13 PM |
"Oh shut up you hypocrite. You imply a belief in some sort of 'one-worldism' but then get offended when it's used against you? You're not different oops sorry"
What are you talking about?
"Except all you did was act like a git and try to be witty???" Except you were not there to began with. |
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| 21 Jun 2013 03:16 PM |
"What are you talking about?"
You said you weren't a cookie cutter, thereby implying a belief in that and consequently that some people were. Look at how quickly that view changed when you turned out to be what you condemn!!
"Except you were not there to began with."
I don't need to be. If you recapped any bit accurately, I can envision it. It's horrible ew |
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