CIassical
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| 21 Jun 2013 06:34 AM |
THERE'S 7 BILLION 46 MILLION PEOPLE ON THE PLANET, AND MOST OF US HAVE THE AUDACITY TO THINK WE MATTER.
HEY, YOU HEAR ABOUT THE COMEDIAN WHO CROAKED? SOMEONE JABBED HIM IN THE HEART; JUST A LITTLE POKE. BUT HE KEELED OVER BECAUSE HE WENT INTO BATTLE WEARIN' CHAIN MAIL MADE OF JOKES.
HEY, YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE SCREENWRITER THAT PASSED AWAY? HE WAS GIVING ELEVATOR PITCHES AND THE ELEVATOR GOT STUCK HALFWAY. HE ENDED UP EATING SMUSHED SANDWICHES THEY PUSHED THROUGH A CRACK IN THE DOOR, AND REPEATING THE SAME CRAPPY SCREENPLAY IDEA ABOUT TALKING DOGS 'TIL HIS LAST DAY.
HEY, YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE FISHERMAN WHO PASSED AWAY? HE DIDN'T JUMP OFF THAT LEDGE, HE JUST STEPPED OUTSIDE AND PULLED THE GROUND UP TOWARDS HIM, REAL FAST. LIKE HE WAS PITCHING A LINE, AND WENT FISHING FOR CONCRETE. THE EARTH IS DRUM, AND HES HITTIN' IT ON BEAT.
THE REASON THERE'S SMOG IN LOS ANGELES IS 'CAUSE IF WE COULD SEE THE STARS, IF WE COULD SEE THE CONTEXT OF THE UNIVERSE IN WHICH WE EXIST, AND WE COULD SEE HOW SMALL ONE OF US IS AGAINST THE VASTNESS OF WHAT WE DON'T KNOW, NO ONE WOULD EVER AUDITION FOR A MCROBLOX COMMERCIAL AGAIN. AND THEN WHERE WOULD WE BE? NO FROZEN DINNERS, AND NO TV. IS THAT A WORLD WE WANT TO TEXT IN? EITHER SOMEONE JUST MICROWAVED POPCORN, OR I HEAR THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND PEOPLE PULLING THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASS, IN RAPID SUCCESSION.
THE PEOPLE ARE HUNCHED OVER IN BOSTON. THEY'RE STARTING APP STORES AND SCREEN PRINTING COMPANIES IN SAN FRANCISCO. THEY'RE GRINNING IN LOS ANGELES LIKE THEY'VE GOT FISH HOOKS IN THE CORNER OF THEIR MOUTHS, BUT DONT PAINT ME LIKE THE GOOD GUY, CUZ EVERY TIME I WRITE, I GET TO CHOOSE THE ANGLE THAT YOU VIEW ME AND SELECT THE NICEST LIGHT. YOU WOULDN'T RESPECT ME IF YOU HEARD THE TYPEWRITER CHATTER, TAP TAP TAPPING THROUGH MY MIND AT NIGHT. THE SAME STUPID ROBLOX TAPE OF OLD OD'ING DIALOGUE, AND TATTERED MEMORIES OF A GIRL I GOT TO GRIND ON IN JJSWORD'S HIGH SCHOOL. FILED CAREFULLY ON RICE PAPER, MY HEART IS A COLORED PENCIL, BUT MY BRAIN IS AN ERASER. I DON'T WANT A REAL GIRL, I WANNA TRACE HER FROM A CATALOUGE, TRUTH BE TOLD IM UNLIKELY TO HOLD YOU DOWN. 'CAUSE MY SOUL IS A CROWDED SUBWAY TRAIN. AND PEOPLE KEEP ON DECIDING TO GET ONTO THE NEXT ONE THAT ROLLS THROUGH TOWN.
I'M JOINING A FALSE MOVEMENT IN PROTESTMENT AGAINST ROBLOX, I'M FROWNING AND HUNCHED OVER IN THE SERVERS. IM SMILING IN THE BLACK PEOPLE NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE I'VE GOT FISH HOOKS IN THE CORNERS OF MY MOUTH, AND I'M CELEBRATING ON WEEKENDS; THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
WOOOORRRRDDDDDDD.
THIS TOOK ABOUT AN HOUR SO I COULD PASS TIME AND TRY TO STAY AWAKE LONGER.
TL;DR: BEST RAPPER EVER
G'NIGHT
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ckfeister
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| 21 Jun 2013 06:36 AM |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuONuafxwk |
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Nathonkk
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CIassical
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CIassical
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| 21 Jun 2013 06:39 AM |
| yall are fake get off of me |
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richyard
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CIassical
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| 21 Jun 2013 06:41 AM |
@lion,
is that a challenge? |
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CIassical
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| 21 Jun 2013 06:42 AM |
| ya'll should read the whole rap |
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CIassical
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| 21 Jun 2013 06:43 AM |
*your guyses thoughts*
"oh hes black, he cant use smart words. fake!!!" |
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richyard
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CIassical
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| 21 Jun 2013 06:44 AM |
| rap battle me you bully. we all know your bad |
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CIassical
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| 21 Jun 2013 06:46 AM |
| rap battle me you jellydogloser. |
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CIassical
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| 21 Jun 2013 07:08 AM |
Heyday, you think your cool? More acting like a master fool, Your rap ain't good', Not even sure if I understood.
Me and army, we still great, I'm still sure they can easily hate, Come and hit me, With your best shot-ee. |
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| 21 Jun 2013 07:09 AM |
umg stupid iPad spelling checks.
*hey |
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Youshin
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| 21 Jun 2013 07:10 AM |
That wasn't a RAP, that was garbage, you make everyone rampage.
Do C&G a favor and be gone in the bond of the dead.
[ Chrissy; Flammus is the best! ] |
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Minutoria
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| 21 Jun 2013 07:14 AM |
and this is crazy
so here's my gun
so kill me please? |
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