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| 20 Jun 2013 11:05 PM |
| Before the teacher enter the room , I drew a picture of a weiner on the white board. She yelled: "Who drew this inappropriate picture?" No one answered. She erased it. Next day I drew the same picture, this time even bigger. The teacher flipped out, and yelled "WHO DREW THIS DISGUSTING PICTURE?!" No one answered. "WHEN I FIND HIM, I'LL TEAR OUT HIS TRACHEA, AND USE IT AS A SPOON FOR MY CHILI". She rubbed the picture off the board. The next day, I drew the same picture, this time even BIGGER, and wrote under it "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets." And I looked behind me, and the teacher was staring at me. I freaked out and ran for the exit, she grabbed me by the neck. "GET OVER HERE!" She began taking me by the leg, and threw me against the wall. I was bleeding water from my eye lids, and she toor my ball sack apart. My entire gantilas began teeping blood, and I unleashed a hellstorm, causing a disturbance in the universe. Meanwhile, Thoth came in and unleashed a powerful dragon sinc ehe has reached the 6th dimension, then the Avengers came in and killed Batman, so superman killed the entire avengers and revived Batman because he changed the difficulty to Easy. Then I swallowed the teacher because I reached full Christ conciousness, and shot lasers from my eyes and delievered sandwiches to the poor. The End |
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Litemare
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| 20 Jun 2013 11:06 PM |
cool story bro.
now read mine |
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| 20 Jun 2013 11:06 PM |
did u died
~I'm a ghost , Castro!~ |
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| 20 Jun 2013 11:07 PM |
| no man i reached full power super saiyan level 3 |
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| 20 Jun 2013 11:09 PM |
| I'm laughing so hard at this |
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| 20 Jun 2013 11:10 PM |
Wow That certainly took a change of action |
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| 20 Jun 2013 11:12 PM |
OMFG LOL
xxHaloWarrior99xx-please add 12k to my post count. |
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| 20 Jun 2013 11:13 PM |
| you shoulda just released a load when she was tearing your balls apart |
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| 20 Jun 2013 11:14 PM |
den a skelton poped out
i read that as:
"den a skellor poped out" |
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JFKILLS34
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| 20 Jun 2013 11:14 PM |
According to string theorists, the sixth dimension is the traversing both space and time to reach a different time in an alternate universe. ... Makes sense. |
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| 20 Jun 2013 11:22 PM |
LOL..
ツ| BWE Brigadier | RIC 2LT | RSF PFC | LS Operative | Vaktovian Level 1 | ツ |
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