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Glosso
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| 13 Apr 2013 02:56 AM |
name: unsparingly
story: they made a thread and only a few people posted. it was a typical friday night, hot jeans, sweat pants, lemon johns |
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| 13 Apr 2013 03:01 AM |
name: Glosso
story: boy/girl? no one knew and they never lived happyily ever after |
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| 13 Apr 2013 03:02 AM |
name: Unsparingly
story: I love his games and he's my biggest fan and he gave me his limited face and I got rich! |
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lon3rx
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| Joined: 26 Jul 2008 |
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| 13 Apr 2013 11:28 AM |
Name: i cant read that idk what it say cuz the word is too big
Story: he just wrote "LOL YoUR NAME" idk why he wrote dat ok bye no
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ''A Gobstopper is simply a tool to shove in an idiot's mouth and shut him up." |
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nick66194
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| Joined: 24 Jun 2011 |
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| 13 Apr 2013 11:29 AM |
They ate a potato. The end.
~No one cares~ |
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| 13 Apr 2013 11:29 AM |
name: unsparingly
story: he grew a gigantic nose out of the top of his head and then began to transform into an object that looks a lot like a hamburger that got ran over by a bus |
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etboy2
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| Joined: 30 Sep 2008 |
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| 13 Apr 2013 11:35 AM |
name : catswithbenfits
Your name is Aggie the Cat. You're blind and forget everything. I'm about to tell you a story about how you saved your family.
It was a cold night in Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania. The snow had begun to lay a soft blanket of white upon the ground. It was three a.m. and the neighborhood was silent. Our two story home was warm and cozy, the windows tightly shut against the winter air. My husband and I were asleep in the upstairs bedroom unaware that an event was unfolding, outside in the tiny alley that separated our home from the next door house.
The man had decided on the side window of the house that was located in the small alley. There were no other windows from which he would be seen and it was unlikely anyone would walk down the sidewalk and glance into the dark alley at this time in the midddle of the night. It was the best way to enter undetected.
He had all the things ready to enter and rob the residence with. He was fairly confident that they did not own a dog because he had cased the house during the day and had not seen any evidence of a dog.
He probably preferred two story homes because that meant he could plunder the lower level without being detected. That was where the TV, VCR and other valuables usually were. He also would go up to the bedrooms and check for cash and jewelry as well as credit cards after he had removed the items from the first floor.
So far in his crime spree in the area, no one had ever woke up as he was in the bedroom, but if it ever happened it was unknown what would happen.
He carefully removed the screen, then pushed the window up slowly. It did not open smoothly and it was apparent that it had not been opened very often. He shone his flashlight into the room briefly to make certain the floor was clear. Nothing was blocking the window. He vaguely noticed a large seven foot tall cat tree that was positioned partially in front of the window, but it still gave him plenty of room to climb in face first without making any noise. He never noticed the large calico cat who had been intently listening to the sounds of the screen being removed, then the window being opened. Aggie was crouched inside a rug covered tunnel in the cat tree and decided that something about this was not quite right. In fact she had decided she didn’t like the sneaky way the window was opened, she didn’t like the cold air pouring in and she especially did not like the smell of this strange person who was standing just outside of HER window!
Every bit of her fur was standing straight out. Her whiskers were pitched forward and her ears were straining to catch any sound. Her body was tense. She was ready!
The robber had stacked up two cinder blocks to stand on. He quietly eased one leg through the window, then stuck his face in as he gripped the sides of the window and prepared to slide into the room.
In that brief instant of quiet as his face was coming through the window, Aggie acted. Aggie attacked, leaping on the man's face with her enormous claws scratching and clawing. Her teeth sank into his face. The speed with which she acted totally took the man by surprise. He had no idea what had happened to him in the instant his face was attacked. He fell, screaming in terror, backwards out of the window. He couldn’t see clearly because of the blood pouring down his face. The cinder blocks were knocked over and his shoe still dangled in the window where it had come off and had caught in the window.
He was up in an instant and running for his life. He still had not put together what had actually happened but the lights were on upstairs now and he only wanted to escape. Off he ran with one foot in a shoe and one foot in a sock.
My husband and I were awakened by the blood curdling scream! What in the name of heaven was that?? We both bolted upright in the bed. My husband turned on the light. As we both got up and went to the stairs we were unsure of what to do. My husband whispered that maybe we should call the police. However, the scream had sounded like it was outside the house so we decided to go down the stairs quietly and look out of the window to see if someone was out there.
As we crept down the stairs and into the dining room we could see that the window was open! We turned on the light and there in the open window was a shoe. My heart was pounding as my husband dialed the police. Then I noticed Aggie. She was fluffed up larger than I believed was possible. She was turned towards me and her tail was swishing back and forth like it did when she was really happy about something. How odd! Why would she be happy... as I came over to where she was she chortled at me in her sweetest voice. She was really proud of herself for some reason.
I looked at her white paws. She had something on them, why it was blood. Oh no, had she hurt herself? There was blood on the cat tree, too. Not a lot, but it was clearly blood. I noticed a tiny amount on the window sill too. By this point, it was becoming clear to me that Aggie had attacked the robber as he tried to enter the window! What a cat!
When the police got there and they checked out the alley, they found the odd foot prints left by the robber. (One sock print, one shoe print). The policeman just stood there shaking his head as a big grin spread across his face. He agreed that it did appear as if our cat had stopped the robber from entering the house.
Aggie was strutting all around the room as I told her what a brave cat she was! The policeman gave her a couple of pats on her head and told us this was a story he’d never forget! He told us about the amount of recent robberies that had been happening in the area. He also said that this robber would not go to a home that had a dog. He added that he’d probably think twice about one with cats now, too. We all laughed but later I must admit that it was frightening that a robber had almost gotten into our home; except for the brave actions of Aggie!
How she knew to attack him is a mystery. She has never scratched a person in her life except for that incident.
Thus ends the true saga of how Aggie saved us from a robber! Pretty amazing for a blind cat!
by Evan
PS - Aggie did get extra treats for a long time after that!
Update after the event: About a month later a robber was arrested for selling stolen property & he had terrible scratches on his face. We couldn't ID him since we had not seen the man that memorable night. There was no way to connect him to the attempted breaking & entering of our house but it was certainly strange that he had all those scratches on his face! (The nice policeman had called us and told us about this.) The robber was asked if a "lion" had attacked him...he was also told that a "poor little blind kitty" had attacked a robber in Mechanicsburg... did he happen to know who that robber was....? Of course he never admitted anything but apparently word got around and the police as well as fellow criminals teased him unceasingly about it! He got the nickname of "attack cat Jack". (We found out his first name was Jack.) Wonder if he'll ever live that one down.... in any case, he was sent to prison for another charge and is no longer robbing homes. |
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etboy2
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StanAdam
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| Joined: 20 Nov 2011 |
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| 13 Apr 2013 11:38 AM |
Name: etboy2
Etboy2 was foruming on ROBLOX.
༄・・・Īт'š ηõτ śραmмїηg ↔ їт'$ ḟїñgεг ėχέґḉįšiηg・・・༄ |
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vinferfer
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| Joined: 20 Sep 2008 |
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| 13 Apr 2013 11:47 AM |
Name: etboy2
Story: Etboy2 was once a farmer but then he discovered the laptop. The world had kept it from him for so long because they didn't want anything bad to happen. Anyway, he went on the laptop and he discovered ROBLOX. The world was doomed. Etboy2 pressed the register button and he made an account. The world was nearly at it's end, unless they banned him from using the forums. But they tried and it didn't work, and Etboy2 then discovered the forums. The mods tried to stop him from discovering OT so they changed the names of everything (The April 1st thing) but that didn't work either, because Etboy2 was also a brony! Anyway, he discovered OT and the world ended. The end. |
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| 13 Apr 2013 11:48 AM |
name: stanadam
story: he gave a little girl candy and he's now the mayor |
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etboy2
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| Joined: 30 Sep 2008 |
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| 13 Apr 2013 12:01 PM |
He walked and walked, looking for his precious. He used item finder, it failed. Until he stumbled upon a shadow figure with his precious.
"Ņ̧̹͔̹̻͙͙̞̖̆͋̏̅̓́̇͌͑͂Ö̧̳̝̤͔͔͙̮̞̥́͛͆̇͂̅͆̌͝͠ ̠͖̻͎̯̟̥̗̜̟́̌́͂̏͂̃͗̍͝P͙̯͇̘͚̥̰̲͎̀̃̍̀͗̄̈́̏͆̄ͅR̢̥̖̙̻̪̘̝̺̈́̂̔̒͂͆̊̓͜͠͝E̢̜̼̣͓̰̻̫̪͍̐̏́̾̾̏̋̿͌͌C̢̹͓͔̰̯̤̜̪͉͆̓̋̀́̓̆̄̉͌Ḭ̢̹͕̭̥̣̞͎͚̈́̊̈́̌̊̏͊͌̋͒Ȍ̧̨̜̮̱̩̺̪̩͆͋̐̎̋̄̏̉̕ͅŲ̛̲͔͔̩̬͓͉̮͓̊͋̈́̀̔̌̋̚̚Ś̳̺͎̞̬̺͓͍̫̑̃̊͒̑̐̑͐̾ͅ ̢̡̱̪̤̯͍̣͖̟̊̏̈̀̑̓̕̚͘͝F̢̼̰͖͕̪̲̱̼͌̒̓̃̓͗̾̈́́̕͜O͍̟͕͖̖͉̭͙̯̔̃͑̔͒̈́͒͛̕͠ͅṚ͔̱̻̮̲͕̼̠̀̉̈́̓̓̌͗͐͒͜͝ ̧̨̩̺̦̫̥̗̦̋̐̽̾̐̀̉̀̆͠ͅÝ̗̺͔͎̩̲͕̲̙̜̀̄̒̀̈́͒̔̃̿O̢̳̹̘̹̲̤̗͙͕͆͋͗͛̀͆̓̽̃͝Ù̖̮̹͙̟̲͓̥̘͓̎͂̄̈̉͒̽̑͘" The shadow figure shouted and ran away.
Then he died.
And that's how it works. |
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| 13 Apr 2013 12:03 PM |
one day he evolved into charmeleon
the end
-sahloknir, krii daar joorre- |
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| 13 Apr 2013 12:04 PM |
Name: CrazyCharmanderfan
Story: He had always wanted to be a professional male ballerina. However, his dreams were crushed when he was doing his great ballet spin, and crashed into the marble floor; landing on a stapler, and therefore stapling his toes together. |
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etboy2
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| Joined: 30 Sep 2008 |
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| 13 Apr 2013 12:06 PM |
Name: Magi,
Story: He lied about evolution of Charmander.
And that's how it works. |
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abobao
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| Joined: 26 Jun 2010 |
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| 13 Apr 2013 12:07 PM |
| crazycharmanderfan ate some poisonous fabric and died |
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| 13 Apr 2013 12:08 PM |
| abobao stapled his shirt to his ears with a stapler |
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Picasso09
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| Joined: 18 Oct 2010 |
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| 13 Apr 2013 12:14 PM |
| Catswithbenefits creeply crawls around corners carefully connecting cans. |
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