Dethugip
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| 15 Jun 2013 01:54 AM |
So first, I gently massaged your door's lovely many folds and beautiful carvings with my right hand (We all know what happened to my left one). After massaging it, I brought my mouth to it, and tasted it, teasing it, taking in its natural pinewood flavor. After a bit of this, I proceeded to gently lick up and down your door's folds. It was at this point that the door started secreting a little bit of sap... but I had only begun... oh I had only begun!
After licking up and down, I flicked my tongue inside your door's keyhole, tasting its cool tangy flavor. The flavor was amazing... and only made me want more. I began to move my tongue around inside the keyhole a bit more violently. Your front door started to expand and contract as its body started heating up. The sap just continued to pour from its keyhole asI gleefully lapped it all up.
I then decided to try something: fitting one of my fingers into the keyhole. Your door just creeked and groaned from the act. It was obviously enjoying itself. Carefully, I slipped another finger in... and another, and another! Pretty soon, your door was creeking and groaning very loudly. I could tell it was close, so I sped up the licking and slipped more fingers into the keyhole.
Your door let out a loud crack as sap sprayed from the keyhole, completely covering my face in its fluids, spraying out all over me, all over it, and all over the sidewalk. In the end, I managed to get my right hand stuck in your front door's keyhole. What the hell do I do now? |
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Misu789
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| Joined: 29 Sep 2012 |
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| 15 Jun 2013 01:56 AM |
| O_O... My door did need a cleaning.. But i never.. |
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| 15 Jun 2013 01:56 AM |
| Actually, all of this could be translated into how you #### off your #### |
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Misu789
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| Joined: 29 Sep 2012 |
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| 15 Jun 2013 01:57 AM |
| *my face while reading* e.o I had nothing coming.. Than i saw who made it <.< |
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| 15 Jun 2013 01:58 AM |
wtf is this
Quality > Quantity |
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Invictium
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| Joined: 22 Jan 2013 |
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| 15 Jun 2013 01:59 AM |
| a better love story than twilight |
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Dethugip
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| Joined: 09 Aug 2012 |
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| 15 Jun 2013 02:01 AM |
| Girls seem to enjoy this one for some reason. I can't imagine why... |
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