generic image
Processing...
  • Games
  • Catalog
  • Develop
  • Robux
  • Search in Players
  • Search in Games
  • Search in Catalog
  • Search in Groups
  • Search in Library
  • Log In
  • Sign Up
  • Games
  • Catalog
  • Develop
  • Robux
   
ROBLOX Forum » Club Houses » Let's Make a Deal
Home Search
 

Re: Joke of the day!

Previous Thread :: Next Thread 
Peti is not online. Peti
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
Total Posts: 1015
14 Jun 2013 09:33 PM
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
Report Abuse
FlameByxis23 is not online. FlameByxis23
Joined: 23 Apr 2012
Total Posts: 15884
14 Jun 2013 09:34 PM
...this is from my best doctors joke book..
Report Abuse
L2000 is not online. L2000
Joined: 03 Apr 2008
Total Posts: 77448
14 Jun 2013 09:34 PM
Loooool

-JB
Report Abuse
Peti is not online. Peti
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
Total Posts: 1015
14 Jun 2013 09:35 PM
A few more,
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Report Abuse
picklepuss is not online. picklepuss
Joined: 15 Nov 2009
Total Posts: 5987
14 Jun 2013 09:35 PM
AWESOME
Report Abuse
carl164 is not online. carl164
Joined: 04 Apr 2012
Total Posts: 35052
14 Jun 2013 09:35 PM
xdd

#getTHEAVENGER119arainbowshaggynow
Report Abuse
NINJAOREO is not online. NINJAOREO
Joined: 20 Jul 2009
Total Posts: 2590
14 Jun 2013 09:36 PM
i dont get it...

You sunk my battleship!
Report Abuse
Peti is not online. Peti
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
Total Posts: 1015
14 Jun 2013 09:39 PM
A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
Report Abuse
Peti is not online. Peti
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
Total Posts: 1015
14 Jun 2013 09:40 PM
Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday?
A. Tell it to her on Tuesday.
Report Abuse
Peti is not online. Peti
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
Total Posts: 1015
14 Jun 2013 09:43 PM
Q. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A. You hear about them all the time, but you never see one.
Report Abuse
FrenzoBlox is not online. FrenzoBlox
Joined: 20 Dec 2011
Total Posts: 28854
14 Jun 2013 09:44 PM
LOL'D AT UFO JOKE XD
Report Abuse
masterkev is not online. masterkev
Joined: 30 Aug 2009
Total Posts: 3164
14 Jun 2013 09:47 PM
The UFO one is the best one.

uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ ʎuunɟ ʞool noʎ
Report Abuse
gleebza1 is not online. gleebza1
Joined: 08 Mar 2012
Total Posts: 8762
14 Jun 2013 09:48 PM
LMaD...?
Report Abuse
Pherociously is not online. Pherociously
Joined: 14 Apr 2013
Total Posts: 34222
14 Jun 2013 09:48 PM
this ones old xdd
Report Abuse
Peti is not online. Peti
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
Total Posts: 1015
14 Jun 2013 09:50 PM
What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone has been in a 747.
Report Abuse
Peti is not online. Peti
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
Total Posts: 1015
14 Jun 2013 09:50 PM
Lold again..
Why is a blonde like a door knob?
'Cause everyone gets a turn.
Report Abuse
dcunited12 is not online. dcunited12
Joined: 03 Dec 2009
Total Posts: 22793
14 Jun 2013 09:52 PM
xD @door knob
Report Abuse
Peti is not online. Peti
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
Total Posts: 1015
14 Jun 2013 09:52 PM
What did santa say when he saw the three blondes?
Ho Ho Ho!
Report Abuse
Peti is not online. Peti
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
Total Posts: 1015
14 Jun 2013 09:53 PM
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
Report Abuse
Federate is not online. Federate
Joined: 20 May 2013
Total Posts: 534
14 Jun 2013 09:54 PM
Lol
d at the ones where blonde's are stupid, but not at the ho ho ho etc related ones...
Report Abuse
Sunbonnet is not online. Sunbonnet
Joined: 02 Jan 2013
Total Posts: 109
14 Jun 2013 09:55 PM
What's common between blondes and tornadoes?

At first, there's a lot of suck!ng and blowing, then you lose your house.
Report Abuse
Peti is not online. Peti
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
Total Posts: 1015
14 Jun 2013 09:56 PM
Why do blondes work seven days a week?
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Report Abuse
Federate is not online. Federate
Joined: 20 May 2013
Total Posts: 534
14 Jun 2013 09:56 PM
Lol, now they are just getting stupid. xD
Report Abuse
upyour1234 is not online. upyour1234
Joined: 09 Mar 2011
Total Posts: 16216
14 Jun 2013 09:56 PM
LOL'D @ the UFO one
Report Abuse
Peti is not online. Peti
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
Total Posts: 1015
14 Jun 2013 09:59 PM
When asked "Have you ever read Shakespeare?", the blonde replied "No, who wrote it?"
Report Abuse
Previous Thread :: Next Thread 
Page 1 of 1
 
 
ROBLOX Forum » Club Houses » Let's Make a Deal
   
 
   
  • About Us
  • Jobs
  • Blog
  • Parents
  • Help
  • Terms
  • Privacy

©2017 Roblox Corporation. Roblox, the Roblox logo, Robux, Bloxy, and Powering Imagination are among our registered and unregistered trademarks in the U.S. and other countries.



Progress
Starting Roblox...
Connecting to Players...
R R

Roblox is now loading. Get ready to play!

R R

You're moments away from getting into the game!

Click here for help

Check Remember my choice and click Launch Application in the dialog box above to join games faster in the future!

Gameplay sponsored by:
Loading 0% - Starting game...
Get more with Builders Club! Join Builders Club
Choose Your Avatar
I have an account
generic image