Peti
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:33 PM |
| A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken." |
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:34 PM |
| ...this is from my best doctors joke book.. |
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L2000
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Peti
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:35 PM |
A few more, Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!" |
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carl164
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:35 PM |
xdd
#getTHEAVENGER119arainbowshaggynow |
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NINJAOREO
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:36 PM |
i dont get it...
You sunk my battleship! |
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Peti
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:39 PM |
A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken. |
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Peti
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:40 PM |
Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday? A. Tell it to her on Tuesday. |
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Peti
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:43 PM |
Q. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A. You hear about them all the time, but you never see one. |
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masterkev
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:47 PM |
The UFO one is the best one.
uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ ʎuunɟ ʞool noʎ |
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gleebza1
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Peti
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:50 PM |
What is the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone has been in a 747. |
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Peti
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:50 PM |
Lold again.. Why is a blonde like a door knob? 'Cause everyone gets a turn. |
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Peti
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:52 PM |
What did santa say when he saw the three blondes? Ho Ho Ho! |
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Peti
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:53 PM |
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted! |
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Federate
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:54 PM |
Lol d at the ones where blonde's are stupid, but not at the ho ho ho etc related ones... |
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Sunbonnet
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:55 PM |
What's common between blondes and tornadoes?
At first, there's a lot of suck!ng and blowing, then you lose your house. |
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Peti
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:56 PM |
Why do blondes work seven days a week? So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. |
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Federate
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:56 PM |
| Lol, now they are just getting stupid. xD |
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Peti
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| 14 Jun 2013 09:59 PM |
| When asked "Have you ever read Shakespeare?", the blonde replied "No, who wrote it?" |
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