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| 10 Jun 2013 01:48 PM |
This just in: 726 cases of Samantha Syndrome have been confirmed! And it is spreading to nearby states!
Georgia: 719 confirmed cases Florida: 4 confirmed cases Alabama: 3 confirmed cases
More info soon... |
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Osd3001
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| 10 Jun 2013 01:49 PM |
NOOOO, NOT FLORIDA!
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| 10 Jun 2013 01:50 PM |
| FDHGFJGFJFGJG *Slams red nuke button to launch nukes everywhere and end it all* |
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| 10 Jun 2013 01:50 PM |
Update! New confirmed cases
+11 new confirmed cases in Georgia +1 new confirmed case in Florida. |
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acbpanda
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| 10 Jun 2013 01:51 PM |
I hope it hasn't hit Oklahoma yet! Because i can't catch it, PLEASE NO DON'T LET ME CATCH IT!
Because i have an opinion that you cannot take and stab. |
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Osd3001
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| 10 Jun 2013 01:52 PM |
FLEE TO THE ARCTIC!
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| 10 Jun 2013 01:53 PM |
UPDATED NUMBERS! Georgia: 803 confirmed cases Florida: 28 confirmed cases Alabama: 11 confirmed cases
ALERT: New State! South Carolina: 2 confirmed cases |
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Osd3001
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| 10 Jun 2013 01:54 PM |
Um, i2 li2p a symptom or just something el2e?
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67thave
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| 10 Jun 2013 01:57 PM |
Georgia is the most hard-hit ones? NOOO |
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| 10 Jun 2013 01:58 PM |
Symptoms include: Massive surge on unwanted ego, Terribly physical appearance, Terrible socials skills, Lacking of morals (Source: lordneo's post)
How to spread it: Simply LOOKING at a person (irl, not via internet) that is infected gives approximately a 50% chance of you getting it. Looking at Samantha Vesania herself guarantees you getting the Syndrome. |
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Flexably
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| 10 Jun 2013 01:59 PM |
| DAMNIT!!! I don't want it to make it to Texas, luckily I live an hour away from the sea so maybe I can escape to Switzerland. |
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67thave
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| 10 Jun 2013 02:00 PM |
UPDATED STATISTICS! Georgia: 1,867 confirmed cases Florida: 168 confirmed cases Alabama: 91 confirmed cases South Carolina: 27 confirmed cases
NEW STATES: Tennessee: 2 confirmed cases Mississippi: 1 confirmed case |
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Osd3001
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| 10 Jun 2013 02:00 PM |
I have Aspergers, does that count as immunity?
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67thave
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| 10 Jun 2013 02:02 PM |
@osd No, it does not.
IMMUNITY STATISTICS: Scientists have found out that there are about 2500 people who are immune to Samantha Syndrome because of their genetic makeup. However, if the entire world is infected (except for them), then the immune people will probably be killed. |
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| 10 Jun 2013 02:02 PM |
DON'T LET ME CATCH IT IN SOUTHWEST MISSOURI
La la la la la la la, Catscratch |
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| 10 Jun 2013 02:02 PM |
| Also, there's 2156 cases now |
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67thave
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| 10 Jun 2013 02:04 PM |
| "Seriously people, why are you OTers still doing this to SamanthatheEvil? I can't believe you people even named a syndrome after her. Samantha has a life too you know! And just because Evil's in her name doesn't mean she is evil. She could be the opposite of that." |
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Osd3001
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| 10 Jun 2013 02:05 PM |
*Puts on Hazmat suit and helmet that completely covers the face* ._.
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| 10 Jun 2013 02:06 PM |
| Please stop outdating the numbers! |
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