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| 08 Jun 2013 04:13 PM |
| A guy and a girl were speeding over 100 MPH on a road on a motorcycle... (Girl) Slow down we are going too fast, I'm scared!! (Boy) Come on, don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Ya having fun right? (Girl) No... Please stop, I'm really scared!!! (Boy) Then tell me ya love me. (Girl) I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down. (Boy) Give me a hug. *Girl hugs him* (Boy) Can you help me out here? Take my helmet off and put it on you? It's bugging me. Now you may think the boy is a jerk, but the next day in the paper it said this: A motorcycle has crashed into a building due to brake failure, two people found but only one survived...The truth is halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke... But he didn't want the girl to know... Instead he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time... Than had her wear his helmet so that she would live, even though this meant he would die... |
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| 08 Jun 2013 04:15 PM |
http://youtu.be/5GgflscOmW8
(Nobody cares) |
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ssempre
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| 08 Jun 2013 04:15 PM |
| u think ur hot stuff dont u |
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goof333
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| 08 Jun 2013 04:19 PM |
I have heard this story before told by someone else.
COPPIER!!! |
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| 08 Jun 2013 04:20 PM |
| Idc I can like what I want to like Cos I have the freedom to like One Direction ~bump~ |
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| 08 Jun 2013 04:21 PM |
swerve i saw that spam so long ago swerve swerve swerve |
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| 08 Jun 2013 04:23 PM |
| Is One Direction a bunch of wannabies?Nirvana is better. |
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| 08 Jun 2013 04:28 PM |
At that speed, a helmet wouldn't do sheet!
http://www.bestgore.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/motorcyclist-torn-pieces-1024x768.jpg |
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| 08 Jun 2013 04:36 PM |
>Your name >Your primary >Some copypasta to make people feel pity for you
Get your butt out the door before I kick it out |
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| 08 Jun 2013 04:38 PM |
| I've heard this 100 times. This wasn't your grandparents |
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| 08 Jun 2013 04:40 PM |
ODER DETECTED
LOCKING ON
INITIATE GRAY FOX PROTOCOL
Green is not a creative color. |
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| 08 Jun 2013 04:42 PM |
"Is One Direction a bunch of wannabies?Nirvana is better."
yeah barely |
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| 08 Jun 2013 04:47 PM |
get out you spamming OD'er and drink bleach on your way out |
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| 08 Jun 2013 04:47 PM |
Allow me to endlessly laugh at your intense idiocy.
HAW HAW HAW HAW |
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