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| 05 Jun 2013 03:13 PM |
I'll go!
Obama was watching the toilet while mashed potatoes climbed up the wall.
~Last School Day Tommorow~ |
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| 05 Jun 2013 03:38 PM |
| uer mom shot down the bacon after the narwhal midnighted it |
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| 05 Jun 2013 03:40 PM |
| Mississippi mayor was caught opening a box of rocks when a lawn mower sneezed! |
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| 05 Jun 2013 04:01 PM |
| A lamp took a long nap then ate pizza. |
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| 05 Jun 2013 06:23 PM |
| The ipad farted while trying to string cheese on a bike. |
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| 05 Jun 2013 06:47 PM |
| water exploded up into the sun and burped |
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Jelincomi
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| 05 Jun 2013 06:52 PM |
| I REMEMBER WHEN YOU DID THE THING I WAS WHEN ALL CAPS BUT PUNCTUATION SAID NO |
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| 06 Jun 2013 06:26 AM |
| The diahrrhea monster ate cookies in the trash can! |
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orsai
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| 06 Jun 2013 06:29 AM |
| John Prescott laughed as his multicoloured elephant exploded. |
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jaceyjace
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| 06 Jun 2013 09:09 AM |
| Shirley sucked at soccer so she shed shovels softly. |
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| 06 Jun 2013 11:52 AM |
pickles dance with ants
#yoloswaggraduation2013 |
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| 06 Jun 2013 12:12 PM |
I jumped off a bridge by being pushed by a whale that was flying over a sea of rainbows on the 53rd of Julember also at 3:61 and was drinkin' coffcola with a thirsty elephant inside the box of coffcola laughing with a broken laughbox while i was at a store.
How did i get pushed off a bridge at a store? DId you notice that? |
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| 06 Jun 2013 12:28 PM |
When Harry Flambo was riding his car a walrus jumped out and excluded him from the movie that didn't go viral on youface and everyone name jonas loved the banana that was twirling on the stage while the hippo stole the money and hid it in his pants.
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Bieber came out of wonderland, said Cinderella came out from a ball with plastic flowers, and tumbled down a hill on to Humpty Dumpty.
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I was in school the hippo told me to eat a twix so i broke off my eye to prove i was really cold and needed a pogo stick. |
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| 06 Jun 2013 02:20 PM |
| I don't know how to make a weird sentence. |
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| 06 Jun 2013 03:23 PM |
| The cat burped and fell in bed |
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| 06 Jun 2013 03:50 PM |
| Cold poop crawled out of the sofa. |
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| 06 Jun 2013 07:00 PM |
| My pet mongoose ran to da toilet, drinked out of it like a dog, then went out the house and rolled around in termites and mud, then we hoped on my couch and rolled on him, then I took a bat. |
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| 06 Jun 2013 07:30 PM |
| A dog kissed a monkey and had mouse babies! |
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JoshWesty
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| 06 Jun 2013 07:35 PM |
| A zombie swallowed a cat whole than blowed up and the whole universe exploded and then imploded on itself and after that smile dog pop-up appeared. |
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| 06 Jun 2013 07:37 PM |
A noob rained up the toaster that typed on a bed, which pooped on the lamp. ~Tips for Magicians: Always be the smartest guy in the room.~ |
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